Techtro Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Granted, energy is the new stamina I wish for an AT-TE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 (edited) Granted, you have become an otherkin, sexually identifying as a quadruped assault tank of the galactic empire. I wish for a talking goldfish SHARK. Edited July 27, 2015 by Sovamorne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Granted, it has feet and it eats you on land. I wish I feel more motivated to watch Seven Deadly Sins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Granted, you are compelled to watch an anime, but you watch Black Lagoon instead. I wish for a DVD collection of the 1940's Looney Toons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Granted, all the disks are scratched. I wish for profit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Granted, Jay Z falls from the sky, Franklins flying out of his pockets like spaghetti, singing cash money cash money, boats and hoes I wish for a prophetic vision of what my future holds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Granted, it is misinterpreted by aliens and starts a galaxy-wide war. I wish for a 343 GS Dethcube skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 (edited) Granted, but copyright drags DE to oblivion I wish for chibi versions of Warframes Edited July 28, 2015 by Trailgamer5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Granted, they're all eaten by full sized feral kubrows. I wish for an alt helm for Chroma that resembles a sangheili. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Granted, but every time an ability is cast, it is accompanied by a loud WORTWORTWORT I wish for my own set of Mark IV Mjolnir spartan assault armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Granted, ONI can now see everything you do with it. I wish for an atlatl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Granted, but Qeuztlacoatl demands your firstborn child for it's use. I wish I owned the Monado. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Wish granted, but it was out of stock so you now own Monaco. (Your own city, Wow!) I wish for a cup of ice cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Granted, it's expired Gelato I wish that i had anime power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Granted, it's the power to fail at everything. I wish for a heaven piercing drill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Granted, row row fight the power! I wish for Nagisa Shiota to be a female Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 (edited) Granted, Nagisa gets raaped by every guy in the classroom(including Koro Sensei -ω-) I wish for Koro Sensei to be slow as a snail. Edited July 28, 2015 by TheVerdict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Wish granted. But this snail was taken as reference I wish my breakfast to be here already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Granted, its contents are ether cold, rotten, infested, or poisoned. I wish for profit that doesn't numb feeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Granted, you are now Donald Trump. I wish for a pool filled with gold coins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Granted, you are now getting robbed 24/7. I wish for Ruk's flamethrower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nira Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Granted, but like Ruk's it is grafted on to your arm so makes everyday tasks nigh-on impossible. I wish for Lotus to not remind me of Grineer marines approaching throughout a Grineer mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Granted, bombards will jump you every 5 seconds. I wish for a Zanuka mount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Granted, now it stares at you while you sleep for an eternity. I wish for a parade to celebrate debauchery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Granted, they celebrate for only 5 minutes before self destructing. I wish for.....I dunno....anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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