Sovamorne Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Granted, Heavy from TF2 sees your affiliation with said sandwiches, and steals all of them from you. I wish my keyboard and mouse colors matched. I wish I didn't have borderline OCD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Granted, severe OCD for you I wish to nekro this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Granted, duration is at as low as it can go. I wish to increase said duration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 (edited) Granted, someone added the primed version of that one mod that increases duration at the cost of Power Strength I wish for unlimited Yari Ashigaru Edited August 8, 2015 by Trailgamer5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Granted, they start a Yari pride parade seeing their superior numbers, and desert you. I wish for a vintage mosin nagant rifle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Granted, someone misspelled nagant as nanite. I wish for a nanite rifle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 (edited) Granted, someone misspelled nagant as nanite. I wish for a nanite rifle. Granted, Senator Armstrong confiscates it. EDIT: Oh where is my brain today........ Edited August 8, 2015 by Sovamorne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Granted, nobody will ever want to fornicate with you ever. I wish for a sack that I can store anything in it as much as I want.(Infinite space) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 (edited) Granted, but it also grows in size and weight. I wish for an Ordis GPS voice. Edited August 8, 2015 by AIan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Granted, however his programming is still cracked, his corrupted half turns off the breaks and the car rolls into a river. I wish for some uncorrupted chocolate cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Granted, "chocolate" cake... I wish for unlimited Naginata Samurai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Granted, they get mowed down by those blunderbuss troops. I wish Trailgamer5 would stop basing his wishes off of Total war: Shogun 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Granted, all his wishes now come true without flaw. I wish for a nuclear reactor to fit on the palm of my hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Granted, your hands become infused with radioactive thorium, and your skin develops a half-life of 2.3 billion years. I wish for a new wallet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Granted, it's made out of human skin. I wish for some excitement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nira Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Granted, but autocorrect slips up and gives you excrement instead. I wish for ill fortune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted, it's made out of human skin. How does that corrupt it? >:) ... Granted, you receive a suitcase packed with benjamins, all of them laced with anthrax. I wish for a huge LARP party to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted, but it happens in Sengoku era Japan I wish for my men to not run from the battlefield in a shameful display Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 (edited) Granted, they run into the battlefield right away yelling that they surrender. I wish for cars not to run on gasoline, but instead something more environmental friendly. Edited August 10, 2015 by TheVerdict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted, now they run on sex. I wish for a broken tuba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted, now they run on sex. Granted, now they run on sex. now they run on sex. RUN ON SEX. I wish for a broken tuba. Heheheheh...Granted, when you play with it, it oddly produces sound you usually hear from a piano. I wish for a pet colossal crab that wuvs me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Heheheheh...Granted, when you play with it, it oddly produces sound you usually hear from a piano.I wish for a pet colossal crab that wuvs me. Yeah, now think of them grannies on the road.Granted, it takes massive dumps where you don't want it to. I wish for a saxaphone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Yeah, now think of them grannies on the road. Granted, it takes massive dumps where you don't want it to. I wish for a saxaphone. What.Granted, it has sex with your broken tuba and they end up getting saxophone-tuba baby hybrids. I wish for my pet colossal crab to stop defecating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted, it commes out the other end. I wish for my next dog to not die like the past six. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Granted, your next dog defecates uncontrollably every time it sees you. I wish for a quadruple rainbow to appear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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