dacond3 Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 You get a clan member of mine. I wish.....stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Granted. I also wish for stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Granted, you "Stuff for Dummies" on all your birthdays. I wish for a carnival ride to malfunction to hopeless bystanders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Granted, but it dislodges and rolls over you, permanently deforming your pancreas. I wish I didn't have to shave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Granted, you're forever hairless. I wish for something entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Granted, but it entertains everyone but you. I wish to end the skeleton war Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Granted, it is at your expense. I wish for the sky to fall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nira Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Granted, Adele sings the whole time. I wish for a tube of condensed snowmen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Granted, Frosty the snowman sues you for crimes against snowmanity. I wish the word "snazzy" would become relevant again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Granted, you get thuged. I wish for women and men to come in a capsule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Granted, Testosterone and estrogen pills are distributed over the counter at local pharmacies. I wish my house had a drawbridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Granted, it is made of poison ivy. I wish my car could travel through time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Granted, it is made of poison ivy. I wish my car could travel through time. granted, I am a stegasaurus!I wish for a heavy-armored Nodachi samurai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Granted, movement speed is 0.000172 miles per day. I wish for longer lasting xbox live subscriptions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcane_Intelligence Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Granted, but it costs 5x more money. I wish I would live in anime world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Granted, you get blown up immediately I wish for "plot" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Granted. ...you get a plot twist. I wish I could fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Granted, your power lasts 10 minutes, enough to convince you to go high and then drop like a rock. I wish for x-ray vision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Granted, you can see right through people. It's like they're not even there. I wish for super speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Granted, all activities like eating and sex take .0001 of a second. I wish for the power to control omega particles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takk64Bitz Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Granted, it becomes too powerful and destroyed half of the universe. I wish for women to stop being feminazis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Granted, they all move to Stockholm and Sweden's GDP drops into oblivion. I wish for a decently sized hand mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcane_Intelligence Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Granted, but your reflection breaks it. I wish someone picks up my body parts and fix my exploded body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takk64Bitz Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 (edited) Granted, your feet are now your hands, and your hands are now your arms, etc. I wish my gun never jammed. Edited August 22, 2015 by Takk64Bitz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Granted, it now fires kittens. I wish to bed zatanna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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