Takk64Bitz Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Granted, zatanna is turned into a cannibal that bites your c*ck off. I wish I had infinite ammo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Granted,it only applies to bows I wish for legit internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takk64Bitz Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Granted - the internet times out every 5 seconds. I wish for instant craft times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Granted, they can only be equipped and used for 12 hours. I wish for Simaris 2.0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takk64Bitz Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Granted - he synthesizes you. I wish Stalker's weapon drop rates would increase by a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Granted! The Dread drop rate was increased to 90%! I wish to be home already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrian3k Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Granted! Your home was moved to your location. I wish for less grind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Granted, you are constantly coated in a cocktail of butter and vegetable oil. I wish for a Black Warrior brand pencil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Granted, but then it gets recalled for being too racist. I wish social justice would just stahp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrian3k Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Granted, but now we have social injustice warriors instead. I wish for gumdrops and ice cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Granted, you get an intestinal worm out of it. I wish for 1000 flawless wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Granted, but you can only wish for air. I wish to sleep 8 hours in 5 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 (edited) Granted, but you get horrible nightmares that feel like years. I wish for our teeth to clean themselves. Edited August 23, 2015 by TheVerdict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Granted, they bleed bleach that leaves them sparkling white, nut melts your gums. I wish for some warm bagels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Granted, they taste like pee I wish for emotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Granted, you no longer feel actual emotions. I wish for more closet space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Granted, your closet is space. I wish I could feel emotions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Granted, you see someone wearing Targis Prime armor, and become so green with envy you vomit. I wish for more cowbell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Granted, cows know when to eat you. I wish for a tube containing another tube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Granted, it contains lube inside the tube inside the tube. I wish for a watermelone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Granted, it was exposed to radiation prior. I wish for a terrorist organization to deal with PETA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Granted, ISIS parade the euthanized animals PETA "saved" through the streets for all to see, but spread mass gastroenteritis in the process. I wish for an uncorrupted (free range?) ham hock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Granted, it comes with a permanent subscription to playgirl magazine. I wish for all the hot people in the world to be even more perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 (edited) Granted, I now look exactly like Jensen Ackles. I wish for some good spam. Edited August 24, 2015 by Sovamorne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Granted...I am not messing up spam! I wish for a quintuple baconator with spam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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