TheBrsrkr Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Granted, they now look like spoon holders. I wish my router would just let me play Warframe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Granted, the launcher is stuck at 99% for the next hotfix I wish for an artillery shell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Granted, it's shot at you I wish I could turn softballs into napalm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Granted. But you burn youself everytime you do so I wish to dual wield TAR 21s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Granted, Israel files a foul-play lawsuit. I wish for some quality time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Granted, said quality time is about being forced into playing CoD, at least once. I wish for a sandwich. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Granted, it's TAR 21 flavoured I wish i could Akimbo RPDs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 (edited) Granted, now Russia files a foul play lawsuit. I want two wishes this time, I'll skip my next one, promise. 1. I wish for the next batch of wishes to be legitimately edgy, my second wish shall be an example. 2. I wish to be fed Chechens like a T-90A tank. Edited August 31, 2015 by Sovamorne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Granted, your great grandchildren are the recipients of your wishes, not you. I wish for a bacteria that eats all petroleum and petroleum derivatives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Granted, all petroleum depletion sources are led back to you, and the United Nations maims you for questioning out of that particular sort. I wish for all the constituent sources of the planet have imploded into a single dot of matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Granted, the resulting atom is so large it is visible to the naked eye... until it explodes upon itself I wish for a way to fission Iron into Helium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Granted, you soon after discover a way to fission iron into helium instead, and you are kidnapped by the Russian mafia, and turned into a gold bullion baby factory. I wish mirror's really were gateways to a parallel universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody331 Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 (edited) Granted. You look into a mirror only to find yourself pointing a gun at yourself. I wish I was able to be a Moa in Warframe. Edited August 31, 2015 by Nobody331 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Granted, there is so much salt that DE closes permanently. I wish for DEMegan to marry me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Granted. You look into a mirror only to find yourself pointing a gun at yourself. I wish I was able to be a Moa in Warframe. granted, everyone kills you for funI wish that i have infrared eyesight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Granted, you cannot toggle it off. I wish for very powerful sleeping medication. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Granted, it has a 1/3 chance to initiate a 1 week coma. I wish for a button I can press that will then say "Pills here" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 (edited) Granted, GabeN descends from the sky to confiscate it from you. But you welcome this, you want GabeN to take things from you. After he gently whisps your pills button out of your hand, you stare into his eyes and, unable to control your urges, collapse on the ground prostrate in front of him. You open your wallet wide for him, in full submission to GabeN, your body is ready. I wish for a cool new flashlight. Edited September 1, 2015 by Sovamorne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akavakaku Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 It shorts out right when you really need it. I wish for a flying carpet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Granted, Aladdin jacks it and goes for a joyride, ends up becoming a Disney movie. I wish I had a genie like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Granted, it's not a friend like him. I wish for a Corpus credit beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Granted, your net worth goes up $1.4 billion and you are eternally harassed by investors. I wish I wish I was a fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrian3k Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 (edited) You are now an Oreo Dory, get dunked and then eaten. I wish to be a snaaaaaaaaaake. Edited September 1, 2015 by Tyrian3k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Granted, I now eat you. Mmmm, taste like fish. I wish for a napkin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Granted, it's thin, has 1 layer, and is ripped. I wish for the ability to summon a SoTD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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