Techtro Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Granted, it's all poisoned. I wish for the power of skullgrey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrian3k Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Granted, you get a Cattlebat. I wish to be a banana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akavakaku Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Granted. I can't even think of a way that could be worthwhile, so I won't corrupt it. I wish for the Corrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Granted, all god turn their backs on you. I wish for the Olympians to have been real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Granted, they take one look at us and go, "nope" and lightning bolt the earth into oblivion. I wish the boxes you get sent stuff in automatically disposed of themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Granted, the boxes rise up to overtake humanity for cruel treatment. I wish for antimatter to never be a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Granted, the universe ends as we know it. I wish my calculator would say nope when I try to divide by 0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Granted, it is now bugged and only divides by 0. I wish for a strong peice of bread so I can club someone with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Serdile Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Granted, it is now bugged and only divides by 0. I wish for a strong peice of bread so I can club someone with it. Granted, but as you raise the bread above your head to club someone, it snaps in half its own weight, falls on your head, and paralyzes you. I wish consoles were powerful enough to play with settings comparable to a mid-range gaming rig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Granted, it lasts about a month before computer hardware developers unveil new tech for the holiday season, and PC capabilities once again advance beyond console limitations. I wish my home had a built-in water spring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akavakaku Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Granted, the water is toxic. I wish to be twice as wise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Granted, but everyone else is thrice as wise. I wish for my OTP, Ordis and Suda, to get confirmed next devstream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Granted, Steve-senpai interrupts and mercilessly sinks your ship, Pearl Harbor 2, Electric Boogaloo style. I wish crayons tasted like things that have the same color. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 (edited) Wish granted. You tasted a white crayon and no longer want to talk about it. I wish an Ordis voice/skin for Siri Edited September 6, 2015 by AIan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Granted, everyone wants to marry their phones. I wish for a virtual sex slave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Granted, but you have to share it with everyone else in a similar way to twitch plays. I wish to know where is my super suit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akavakaku Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Granted, I put it away. I wish for a bunch of free Void keys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Granted, all are T1s. I wish for more helmets with void keys in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Granted, uh.............. Vor starts decapitating Tenno on sight. I wish garbage men were obligated to sing and dance as they carried out their task of waste collection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Granted, but they will now no longer do their original duty I wish that everyone would stop running from the battlefield and leave my general to fend for himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Granted, they all stay and commit seppuku right in front of their enemies. I wish I wasn't bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Granted, you watch as my army, including my general,commits seppuku in front of you and showers you in blood I wish that my armies would fight instead of taking the coward's way out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Granted, but they still lose every battle anyway. I wish for enlightenment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Granted: I wish for some decent spaghetti. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Granted, it comes with an old italian grandmother who calls you a prostitute. I wish for some beans, the magical kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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