Sovamorne Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Granted, they're decaf. I wish I could travel by airship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Granted, Helium is banned so they're all filled with Hydrogen. Also the one you are currently on just got striked by lightning. I wish that people would stop using fall of the samurai cannons against my mainly melee infantry army Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Granted, they use rockets instead. I wish for a prepare Uranus pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Granted: I wish girls would stop drooling over me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Granted, they now piss over you instead. I wish for a baker husband. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Granted, you marry me but I only make chocolate cake and you get very fat, unable to control your chocolate urges. I wish for a forge-wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Granted, your wife is a forge and the sex is horrible. I wish for something something to actually have meaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgax Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Granted, you get shiny oxford dictionary however it is written in alien language. I wish for drawing talent, practice is a slow process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Graned, you can only draw mechanical objects I wish to be able to draw manga flawlessly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Granted, forever branded a weeaboo by haters. I wish for some non-mediocre rubber bands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Granted, you marry me but I only make chocolate cake and you get very fat, unable to control your chocolate urges. I wish for a forge-wife. That is perfectly fine with me. Planned on letting myself go after getting myself a baker. Come here Sovamorne *makes out with chocolate frosting still all over my mouth* Granted, they are top of the line but wesley crusher steals them from you. I wish to not have an empty stomach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 (edited) Thanks wife. Granted, I fill your belly full to bursting with even more chocolate cake. I wish for an excretia valence with which to absorb as much of the purity as I can. Edited September 10, 2015 by Sovamorne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Granted, you become god and nobody truly likes you. They just go to you during emergencies. I wish for more cake!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Granted; I wish for an enchanted woodcutting axe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akavakaku Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Granted. It's enchanted to always be too dull. I wish for shampoo with a great smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shimonoki_Ryuji Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Granted. Now stray dogs chase you and harass you. I wish for internet piracy legalize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 (edited) Granted, a full size Spanish galleon crashes through your wall, actual pirates jump out, and steal your modem, wires and all. I wish for one of them new fangled aluma-wallets. Edited September 11, 2015 by Sovamorne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Granted, it comes with stolen credit cards that were being tracked by interpol. I wish to be even more of a badass than I already am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Granted, you now sound like CliCle from Lilo and Stitch. I wish jet fuel could melt dank memes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Granted, the loominawty destroy your civil liberties. I wish for a cat that's trained to put people in sleeper holds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgax Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Granted, a mighty Khajiit warrior joins you, howeever he is addicted to skooma and will steal your money to buy more of sugary substance. I wish to visit Akavir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Granted, you're devoured by the Tsaeci upon arrival. I wish for a decently sized hand mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Granted, but it's blurred eternally by magical pixie magic I wish everyone would listen to Dance of the Pixies by MachinimaSound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsterwithin Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Granted, while everyone listens to it, they start to dance and get closer to you, they knock you down and start dancing on you, breaking every bone you have. I wish to have the best computer in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 *Granted, you can only use dial up. I wish we could send pollution back in time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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