(PSN)OneExoticBlueJay Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted, but you slowly becpme allergic to it. I wish to construct additional pylons Granted, but they turned into triangles. I wish plat drops from enemies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted, DE has released an even more premium, premium currency exclusively paid with cash, Orocoins. I wish for an army of Clems to spawn in my missions. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted, they're all against you. I wish for more Clem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFalseEclipse Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted, but they got bugged and cause your game to crash. I wish for new trolling way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidathe Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted. Sewage has been pumped into the lake you typically fish in. Good luck finding a new fishing hole! I wish for $100 USD, non-counterfeit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFalseEclipse Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 .. i dont do fishing... Granted, but it was eaten by dog I wish for a corrupted wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted, it was a pure wish! But since pure wishes behave like radioactive atoms in this thread, it quickly radiates into nothingness. I wish for Battleship Yamato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardianshotable43 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted, the allied fighters that bombed the vending machine goes to your location and bombed the ship again I wish for nothing :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 (edited) You get everyone punching your face. Very, very, hard. I wish my metabolism isnt ridiculously high Edited September 17, 2015 by Trailgamer5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardianshotable43 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 granted, it became supercalifragilisticexpialidociously high I wish for 0 plat hope reverse psychology works... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted you 600 kubrow eggs pre-destined to become suikas to apologize for the mistake. I wish for a broken slot machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted, the slot machine is broken, and the casino who previously owns it requests you to pay for the damages. I wish to lose my illness of fever to be cured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted, you lose your illness of fever but gain herpes. I wish for a cat elephant crossbreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidathe Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Granted. The resulting abomination destroys mommy kitty's organs and rips her in half. It also dies as it's not even close to being developed. I wish for fancy cheesecake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Granted, I eat the cheesecake I wish for licks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 (edited) Granted you are licked by all prisoners worldwide. I wish for double-d's that don't come with the back problems. Edited September 18, 2015 by OverlordMcGeek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, those Double-D's came out of your butt. Enjoy sitting with your new bumbums. I wish for the spacial stability of the Universe against the ever-expanding Dark Energy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardianshotable43 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, the universe exploded 1 w15h 4 3xtr3m3 1337 typ1ng sk1ll5 (I wish for extreme LEET typing skills) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, the NSA outs you on their watch list. I wish for some quality 1st rate plastic tongs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, the whole of skyrim blame you for their lost calipers. I wish for the world of Nirn to replace Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, you have also been replaced by a skeever. I wish for the destruction of that is petty that would counteract with the will of sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Granted, you get Elder Scrolled I wish for Star Citizen to be completed within the next 5 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akavakaku Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Granted, it's terrible. I wish for Warframe to absorb the good traits only of the Destiny franchise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Granted, it's horrible. I wish to have an Inari as my wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Granted, you married one of these Inari sushi rolls. I wish for EXPLOSIONS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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