11.11.11 Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Granted. Your proficiency with computer hardware is now commonplace, so you can't impress your friends with your vast knowledge of said computer hardware anymore. I wish I had a sledgehammer. Granted, but it's heavier than you expected and you wind up dropping it and injuring your foot. I wish: I wish for another fancy Overshirt Got their wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJKDrake Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Granted but it's three sizes too small. I wish for a new cool Sentinel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoompigXD Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Granted, but it levels so slowly and is useless at the beginning I wish this wish was incorruptible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X3Evanescence Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 (edited) Granted! But by some error, the wish is already corrupted! I wish..... For everyone that corrupts wishes have their own corruption turn against them! Edited August 3, 2013 by X3Evanescence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 (edited) Granted. Wait, something's wrong... there's 70 000 units approaching. I wish that this just got interesting. Edited August 3, 2013 by CrazyCanadian24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoompigXD Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Granted. Wait, something's wrong... there's 70 000 units approaching. I wish that this just got interesting. Granted, it's SuprizeButtSeks I wish that it wasn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Granted. It is. I wish I could think of something creative to wish for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rengakun Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Granted, but you'd be boring. I wish I could understand Japanese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X3Evanescence Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 (edited) Granted, but you are what you are. You cannot change that! You will never understand! 日本語ですね! XD I wish everyone is awesome. Edited August 3, 2013 by X3Evanescence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rengakun Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Granted, but YAMATO DAMASHI!!! I wish people didn't discriminate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Granted. Unfortunately, bronyism takes over. I wish you would stop randomly shouting "YAMATO DAMASHI!!!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rengakun Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Granted. Unfortunately, bronyism takes over. I wish you would stop randomly shouting "YAMATO DAMASHI!!!". Granted, but you are doing the same. I wish people knew what YAMATO DAMASHI!!! was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Granted, but it's not objectively cool. I wish Excalibur would get into SSB IV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsubasakuroi Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 He gets in, but he is rather underpowered compared to the rest of the cast. I wish that Red Bull and Toro Rosso would leave Formula One. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris9428 Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Granted. But now Red Rosso and Toro Bull joined Formula One. And they're even worse. I wish I had a bigger screen, so I can see more than just the icon of the tab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11.11.11 Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Granted. But now Red Rosso and Toro Bull joined Formula One. And they're even worse. I wish I had a bigger screen, so I can see more than just the icon of the tab. Granted, you now have a screen the size of a table. But it has such incredibly low resolution, you can only see a single icon on your desktop. I wish for more socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X3Evanescence Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 (edited) Granted, but the socks turn out to be oversized and you end up throwing them away. I wish that my wish cannot get corrupted. Edited August 3, 2013 by X3Evanescence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 I wish I had a bigger screen, so I can see more than just the icon of the tab. Granted, but it breaks under it's own weight. I wish for more socks. Granted, but you don't have anywhere to put them. I wish that my wish cannot get corrupted. Granted, but brain.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. I wish I had a Jaaaaaaag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rengakun Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 I wish I had a Jaaaaaaag. Granted, but it's the JagerBoom-- A Jagermech which uses 2 AC/20s and overheats in two shots thanks to PGI's genius balancing measures. I wish everyone knew about Battletech and MechWarrior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Granted, but I'm exempt. On an unrelated note, there's a heavy unit approaching. I wish... for... something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris9428 Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Granted. I wish for anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legionprobatio Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Granted. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZfmPREbTd8'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZfmPREbTd8 I wish for anything. Granted, but your wish turns out to be a cancer, so after 3 months you die. I wish for more warframe maps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 (edited) Granted. HOLY F**KING SH*T WHAT THE HELL WAT WAT WAT WAT WAT WAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!! Music wasn't bad though. I wish for anything. Granted. I wish for more warframe maps Granted, but they are all buggy as hell. I wish for everything. Edited August 3, 2013 by CrazyCanadian24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nantlais Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Granted, you also get all the bad things including but not limited too, purple elephants that are only with you for your body and lord shrek, may he be gentle with you. I wish for friends... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Granted. They indoctrinate you. I wish I knew about Cyriak before today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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