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granted, and now all the infested in the Derelict become gentleman, WITH BADASS POISON GUN.... meaning they will spam poison cloud everywhere and you will neither win or see where u at

 

i wish my pinky finger have the ability to make bacon on everything it magically make :D

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Granted, expect frightening monsters speak Japanese to haunt you every night.

 

I wish I have sandwich...

1. That doesn't eat me ironically.

2. That doesn't scare me to death.

3. That doesn't have dangerous chemicals, toxins or anything that could kill me.

4. That doesn't have anything monstrous from the inside.

5. That isn't disguised as anything that is not edible.

6. That shouldn't be someone that I know in love that happens to be that sandwich.

7. That has the complete meat, vegetable and cheese setting.

 

Not following these rules will not corrupt my wish. :3

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Granted, but having your own set of rules are cheating! So your cyanide filled vegeburger which happens to actually be a giant killer rock monster that just ate everyone you ever loved scares you to death and then proceeds to eat you ironically.

I wish birds had hands.

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Granted, but having your own set of rules are cheating! So your cyanide filled vegeburger which happens to actually be a giant killer rock monster that just ate everyone you ever loved scares you to death and then proceeds to eat you ironically.

I wish birds had hands.

Granted, I bet they're strangling you in the air right now.

 

(Yeah, I find it cheating. But why not dare a challenge.)

 

I wish I screamed myself to death.

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Granted, but the power of physics overrides your skill and the knockback kicks the weapon into your face, killing you.

I wish I had a pet spider-bee.

Firstly, that would help me because that's how the damn thing works :P

 

granted but its stinger gives off an incurable sickness that spreads in all ways, killing all of humanity.

 

I wish EA never got the exclusive rights to make star wars games for the next 10 years.

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Granted, but instead EA sells their rights to indie game devolpers and they ruin the name of star wars

 

now i wish for fuzzy socks :3

 

P.S. ima recorrupt my first wish and say that all the milk was SPOILED!

the socks are made of thorns.

 

I want to get anything I want for free.

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Granted, but everything you don't say you wan't, you can't have.

 

I wish for a farm that grows clones of skree but all with names slighty different than the other (EX: nightskree)

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Granted, but everything you don't say you wan't, you can't have.

 

I wish for a farm that grows clones of skree but all with names slighty different than the other (EX: nightskree)

granted but all the names are in orky

 

 

I wish rwby volume 2 would come out already!!!!!!!!

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granted, but you somehow end up become a Hero, sacrifice to save us all...too bad you're DEAD

 

now i wish i brave enough to do this (and i get into no trouble after doing so :P)

 

Obama%2520Smash.jpg<<<<P.s: this guy face it's priceless :D

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