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A: usually because it was painted with red paint. or something that is red that is not red paint. like blended beetroot or blood for example. and yes blood does count as a painting tool. 

 

just ask the warhammer 40k orks, they will tell you that...

 

"red is wut un makes da truck go fassta! when youse need da paint ya just go an crushn some little uns like da umies or der grots. dey as lotsa red in em!"

 

however you can in fact have red not look like red. the first and simplest way is to close your eyes. when you do (if you are not looking at the sun as your eye lids will look red) then everything is black, even red.

 

the next way is to  get your self to believe that red is not red and is in fact called something else now like bread or light dark pink for example.

 

the last way is to always argue that it is not red and is in fact either a very dark shade of pink or a very light shade of maroon.

 

 

 

Q: if I: punch a canvas, shoot nails into it, shoot it with a paint ball gun and then set it half of it on fire after impaling it with a banana will it be modern art?

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