Rap Battle. (Anyone Welcome, Warframe Related.)

[(PSN)IMainTheMains]

Warframe related. I want people to rap battle me.

 

Killing the enemies with the passion in my heart.

Better be careful cause my dex dakra are razor sharp.

Infested smashing, grineer crashing, corpus bashing

Everything in my inventory is too OP

My Serro is infested slicing, corpus dicing, killing specialist gear.

All the enemies are gonna have lots of fear

When they see me, with anything-even the sear

 

My phage- Corrosive/Viral damaging.

My lex prime one shotting

My serro one hitting, killing many.

Never failing to hit an enemy.

Another melee is Halikar, better than perfect accuracy.

One throw, many kills. 

Anyone else have these skills?

 

One more secondary-syn gammacor

Console, pre-nerf, using it to shoot the dark sector core,

So this- you better be ready for!

 

Get my energy restores

My gaming's gonna be hardcore

Cleaning the PvP map using parkour.

While my Mirage gloats in her galore

Blood thirsty, craving for more

 

And this rap is still nothing compared to the attack

That is my dex dakra coptering from behind

I'm not gonna prism and make you blind,

Cause you won't even see me there

But guess what? I don't care

And my Mirage is still craving for blood 

And she's guaranteed to make you cave in

She's frigging amazing at erasing her foes.

She doesn't need to worry cause she can dispose

Of the enemy, just too easily.

 

She's still wanting more,

So get here and spread the gore!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[-dicht.ThanksFrost-]

Why Am I doing This

 

I'm Hazardous

Chilling glove is cancerous

Using Frost Prime Im Glamorous

 

A serro?

More like my cute Spanish perro

If you like poles so much you should be a stripper

With mirage you look like Martha Stewart with flippers

You have the loadout of feminist hipsters

Sry mister, you are just a blister

 

Parkour? Please

I dome kids with ease

You console kids are easy to seize

They still gotta pay yearly subscriptions geeze

 

Lex Prime? Check the time,

The kraken is more in line

Look at my flow,

ill put on a show

Vectis in the face my final blow

 

PvP master

212 in the face i'm a bastard

Shot a mag in the tit call a pastor

Call FEMA i'm a biological disaster

 

You got skills, oh no i got the chills

I consume you more than my adderal pills

Using restores, go outdoors

You're more generic than underscores

 

You have a desire for blood i think you need a doctor

To compensate for the skills that you can't foster

May I remind you that i'm a monster

Tracking you down, I'm the stalker

 

Gammacor? More like gammapoor

Pick up a real gun, vaykor.

Pick up my dread, shot in the head

Crush you with my Jet Kitag Instead

Using my karak to fill you with lead.

Where are your restores?

Oh wait u don't got enough bread

 

 

[Jahadaya]

I grin ear to ear,

As I shoot up grineer you can see their fear,

A sneer on my face as I lace the place in their blood and smear,

It all over the walls, the lancers prance away in sheer,

Terror - it was their error, next time prepare for when I'm here,

 

"All clear" The Lotus says to us Tenno, but then we hear,

Another gunshot, it sounds familiar we all peer, around,

It appears as if no ones near, then a brown,

Flowery figure comes clear in the distance, holding a seer,

 

It's Vor, this bore is sore, that we killed his entire force,

"Your lives, are ending now!", he shouts loud, of course,

It won't even be a war, more a bloodbath and slaughter,

It's sad how he thinks a stands chance against my prime boltor,

 

But I'm low on ammo, damn I'll just slash dash,

And tear his &#! in half, his two halves split and fall on the floor,

What a gore-y seen, But it seems like this all has happened before,

Pretty sure I've killed him like 100 times, can't recall anymore.

 

#gameisfarmy

[Jahadaya]

lol, didn't realize this was a battle xD thought it was a cypher type thing, lel my bad

Edited April 4, 2015 by Jahadaya