A Friend And I Were Talking About Ea (The Company) Yesterday, And Started Playing With Acronyms... (Off Topic)

[Renegade343]

While he came up with the new acronym for EA (EA = Excruciating A$$holes), and reasoned that it was because they like to be very crappy businessmen and being the worst company, I countered that with this acronym: EA = Erotic A$$holes (and why is "a$$" still being censored here is beyond me). My friend was curious, so he asked me why did I do that: 

 

Friend: Why would you name the company that?

Me: It likes to make customers be bummed out on its products over and over again, so it must find customers' a$$holes sexually attractive to continue doing it. Hence, that acronym, because it makes them aroused, apparently. And I wonder if it washes its hands after each disappointing penetration...

 

Do not ask me why I can make connections like that, I just do.

[tveeggad]

I'm a bit mild on names, so I just call them Electronic Farts.

[Monster-T]

Okay.

[Morgax]

I'm not sure what to discuss here but here is my acronym: Entertaiment Abolished.

[(XBOX)Grihaly]

Battlefront might be the last game I buy that's published by or whatever it is that EA does. They murder ever game tied to them, it's getting ridiculous.