TheErebus. Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 (edited) http://www.pcgamer.com/euro-truck-simulator-2-scandinavia-delivers-a-launch-trailer/ DAS RIGHT. EURO TRUCK SIMULATOR 2: SCANDINAVIA! HELL YEAH MAN, THE BEST GAME EVER MADE IS COMING OUT. PERSONA 5??? PFFT, MORE LIKE DUMBSONA 5. DRAGON'S DOGMA????? MORE LIKE DRAGON'S DOGS#&$! WARFRAME?!?!? MORE LIKE WAR...FRAME. YEAH! NAH MAN, THIS GAME IS THE BEST! AND IT'S COMING OUT! Now onto more boring news: Goat simulator is brining out a zombie update titled GoatZ (ahahaha...) http://www.gamespot.com/articles/goat-simulator-getting-zombie-themed-update-this-w/1100-6427094/ List of features coming with this update on may 7th: "Mandatory crafting system because everyone else is doing it Zombies that bug out. There's a pun here about actual living bugs, but we're not going to bother You can craft anything in the world, as long as it's one of the half dozen weapons in the game Zombies, because this is a zombie game, remember? A pretty big new map with some stuff in it Completely realistic survival mode where you have to eat every damn five minutes to survive because Dean Hall & Garry Newman said so Tons of unlockable new goats with special powers (wow, never thought I'd ever write that sentence a couple of years ago. Also hi mom)" So be prepared for more buggy gameplay that'll entertain you for 15 minutes. Edited May 5, 2015 by TheErebus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Goat simulator is brining out a zombie update titled GoatZ (ahahaha...) http://www.gamespot.com/articles/goat-simulator-getting-zombie-themed-update-this-w/1100-6427094/ List of features coming with this update on may 7th: "Mandatory crafting system because everyone else is doing it Zombies that bug out. There's a pun here about actual living bugs, but we're not going to bother You can craft anything in the world, as long as it's one of the half dozen weapons in the game Zombies, because this is a zombie game, remember? A pretty big new map with some stuff in it Completely realistic survival mode where you have to eat every damn five minutes to survive because Dean Hall & Garry Newman said so Tons of unlockable new goats with special powers (wow, never thought I'd ever write that sentence a couple of years ago. Also hi mom)" So be prepared for more buggy gameplay that'll entertain you for 15 minutes. I love Coffee Stain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 5, 2015 Author Share Posted May 5, 2015 I love Coffee Stain. I hate Goat Simulator. It takes what funny bugs are and then makes them unfunny. Don't care for the devs, but hate their product. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 I hate Goat Simulator. It takes what funny bugs are and then makes them unfunny. Don't care for the devs, but hate their product. I like it because the entire game is just satire of other games. Also, these devs also made Sanctum, which is a great tower defense game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 5, 2015 Author Share Posted May 5, 2015 I like it because the entire game is just satire of other games. Also, these devs also made Sanctum, which is a great tower defense game. It may be a satire, but at its core, it's a buggy mess made for youtubers to laugh at. Most people who bought it eventually get bored of it in like 15 to 30 minutes. Skate 3 is an example of a buggy game with hilarious bugs that wasn't made intentionally to be buggy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-HAKUNA-YOUR-TATAS- Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 (edited) Why truck simulator, when you can farm tractor simulator? http://www.farming-simulator.com/ EDIT: Demolition Simulator too! http://www.demolitioncompany-thegame.com/ (that actually looks like it's fun!) Edited May 5, 2015 by sushidubya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 5, 2015 Author Share Posted May 5, 2015 Why truck simulator, when you can farm tractor simulator? http://www.farming-simulator.com/ EDIT: Demolition Simulator too! http://www.demolitioncompany-thegame.com/ (that actually looks like it's fun!) ALL SIMULATORS ARE AMAZING Except goat simulator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 ALL SIMULATORS ARE AMAZING Except goat simulator. So you like Grass and Rock Simulators? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 5, 2015 Author Share Posted May 5, 2015 So you like Grass and Rock Simulators? Wait those are actual simulators? Never heard of 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Wait those are actual simulators? Never heard of 'em. Yes. Now THOSE are horrible simulators. Grass Simulator Rock Sim isn't on Steam, so I dunno where to find it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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