Synville Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Now, this is a story all about howMy life got flipped-turned upside downAnd I'd like to take a minuteJust sit right thereI'll tell you how I became the salty ancient of the void.In west T1 Survival born and raisedOn the playground was where I spent most of my daysChillin' out maxin' relaxin' all coolAnd all shootin some b-ball outside of the schoolWhen a couple of Warframes who were up to no goodStarted making trouble in my tile-setI got in one little fight and my mom got scaredShe said 'You're movin' with your Heavy Gunner and Bombard in T2 Survival'I begged and pleaded with her day after dayBut she packed my suit case and sent me on my wayShe gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.I put my Damage Reduction Aura on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.First class, yo this is badDrinking salty tears out of a champagne glass.Is this what the people of T2 Survival living like?Hmmmmm this might be alright.But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all thatIs this the type of place that they just send this cool kubrow?I don't think soI'll see when I get thereI hope they're prepared for the prince of T2 SurvivalWell, the plane landed and when I came outThere was a dude who looked like a nullifier standing there with my name outI ain't trying to get arrested yetI just got hereI sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappearedI whistled for a cab and when it came nearThe license plate said fresh and it had golden dice in the mirrorIf anything I could say that this cab was rareBut I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to T2 Survival'I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'I looked at my kingdomI was finally thereTo sit on my throne as the Prince of T2 Survival. In all seriousness though (hehe kek j/k (^: ) The farm for Quick Thinking was a pain in the left arm (desecrate is one mean son of a *****) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rheoidegen Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 (edited) (I feel proud to have helped make this. Picture by me, shoving Syn off of his lazy butt to make this also done by me.) <3 Truer words have never been spoken. Edited August 13, 2015 by Rheoidegen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 I have nothing to contribute but this image from way back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rheoidegen Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 I have nothing to contribute but this image from way back. THIS THIS IS GOLD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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