s4itox Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Inspired by Rob Cantor and fellow Tenno Councilman Morec0. You're alone in Uranus There's no one around, and your HUD is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him... (Tyl Regor) He's following you, about 30 feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you! (Tyl Regor) You're looking for your Liset but you're all turned around He's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face Oh Lotus, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life from Tyl Regor Brandishing an Ack, it's Tyl Regor Lurking in the ocean, Grineer scientist Tyl Regor Living in the deep, Tyl Regor Killing for sport, Tyl Regor Researching the cadavers Actual scientist Tyl Regor Now it's dark, and you seem to have lost him But you're hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with a Manic, you creep through the depths. Aha! In the distance, a Galleon with its lights on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, but your leg! Ah! It's caught in an Arc Trap! Cutting off your leg (quiet, quiet) Limping toward the Galleon (quiet, quiet) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Tyl Regor Sharpening his Ack, Tyl Regor But he doesn't hear you enter, Tyl Regor You're sneaking up behind him Stealth Attack scientist Tyl Regor Fighting for your life with Tyl Regor Wrestling the Ack from Tyl Regor Slash into his kidney Safe at last from Tyl Regor You limp back into the deep, blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won! You have beaten Tyl Regor. Wait! He isn't dead! Regor surprise! There's a Harpak to your head, and death in his eyes But you can use Kogake Fanning Flame scientist Tyl Regor Legendary fight with Tyl Regor Normal Tuesday night for Tyl Regor You try to swing your Scindo at Tyl Regor But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You're chopping off his head now! You have just decapitated Tyl Regor His mask drops to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Tyl Regor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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