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Hello there potential Warbro! Are you tired of being outran in games by fellow players in much slower frames? Are you sick of being called "scrub" and "slow" by other players during credit alerts? Wish your Affinity grinding missions had a bit more "oomph" to them?

Well then my friend, you're in the right place! This is the official guide to teaching people just like you how to get into the best clan in the game!

 

          

Wait a second though - WHY would you ever want to join Warbros, and what's so great about it? Why, Warbros is the #1 best clan in all of Warframe, ever! Warbros are the victors of (almost) every major Warframe event in the game thus far, including: Operation Sling-stone, The Fusion Moa Event, Operation Arid Fear, the Survival Event, the Cicero Crisis, the Gradivus Dilemma, Tethra's Doom, Breeding Grounds, Operation Cryotic Front, Operation Gate Crash, Eyes of Blight, and False Profit.

 

(NEVER FORGET ULTOR! REMEMBER MARTIALIS! WARBROS STRONK! HOLD THE LINE!)

 

Joining

 

Many theories have been fabricated on how to join the strange and mysterious clan of Warbros. From writing poems to becoming a Skana/Mk1 Braton connoisseur to begging for invites on the official Warframe forums, many theories have indeed been created by confused pubbies, but few if any have ever proven effective. That is why this guide exists, to show brave Space Ninjas™ how to open the gates to prominence. This guide will show you the honest and true way to join, all dishonesty aside.

 

 

Step 1. First you must seek out at least one elusive member of this great and secretive clan. They can often be identified by their 4-pronged leaf emblem worn proudly on their shoulders. If you are having trouble seeing the emblem through the bloom and motion blur of Warframe's bloom and motion blur then you can identify them by the glowing aura of autism surrounding them.

 

Step 2. Send any member of Warbros a private message saying that you will give them 500 Platinum in exchange for passage into the great clan of Warbros. 

 

Step 3. Bring the promised 500 Platinum to the Warbros clan dojo (With help from your certified Warbros envoy) and trade it to the person you offered it to. Be careful not to break anything important in the dojo, like our many golden trophies, or you're getting blacklisted.

 

Step 4. Wait 2-3 days in-game while the Warbros elder council finds your in-game profile and prepares the rituals of initiation.

 

Step 5. You must now do whatever heinous and vile tasks commanded for you by the clan's Dark Lord of Terror, Killsaw.

 

Step 6. Accept the invite and congratulations! You are now part of Warbros, the greatest clan to ever exist within the Warframe universe!

 

 


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