-Kyubey- Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 * jumps over counter and puts rag over mouth* *you go unconsious and I drag you behind the counter into the unknown* I knew it. Your food is made of Tenno, for Tenno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted January 29, 2016 Author Share Posted January 29, 2016 I knew it. Your food is made of Tenno, for Tenno. I knew it. Your food is made of Tenno, for Tenno.What NO! We just put all the health inspectors and people like them in the closet......the meat closet. I'd like 24 cyanide induced autism-menstral-erotomanic-lycanthropic burger patties plz.Alright* hands something inside a metal case* *the case has a biohazard symbol on it and is screwed shut....it also has an MKdonalds symbol* Just don't reheat it your microwave will explode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidolon_Slayer Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Alright* hands something inside a metal case* *the case has a biohazard symbol on it and is screwed shut....it also has an MKdonalds symbol* Just don't reheat it your microwave will explode. Ahh! Perfect, my victims will enjoy this for their last meal. *pays, grabs, and walks out.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted January 29, 2016 Author Share Posted January 29, 2016 Ahh! Perfect, my victims will enjoy this for their last meal. *pays, grabs, and walks out.*......Wait!!!! You might want to disguise it with this,*tosses you a small can of something* It will make it smell normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidolon_Slayer Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 ......Wait!!!! You might want to disguise it with this,*tosses you a small can of something* It will make it smell normal. *too busy thinking about the victims to bother* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 (edited) (customers) *How did I ever get to own a restaurant and how am I still in business!!? You won't be for long! *contacts lawyer to file multiple lawsuits because yay capitalism* Edited January 29, 2016 by (XB1)A Frikn Grizzly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidolon_Slayer Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 You want be for long! *contacts lawyer to file multiple lawsuits because yay capitalism* He wanna be fo loong~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I want some aborted brains... Surprise me from which species. Although humans seem to leave them everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted January 29, 2016 Author Share Posted January 29, 2016 You won't be for long! *contacts lawyer to file multiple lawsuits because yay capitalism**before you can I put a rag over your mouth, you go unconcious and drag you behind th counter to the...."closet". I want some aborted brains... Surprise me from which species. Although humans seem to leave them everywhere. How do you want them?He wanna be fo loong~But then you wont have a good supply for your victims....what a shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)makrisbrik Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 *before you can I put a rag over your mouth, you go unconcious and drag you behind th counter to the...."closet". How do you want them? But then you wont have a good supply for your victims....what a shame. Disguises myself with a coat and baseball cap, orders a pork blood stew. MK hands the bag. I take it out and sees the dark black colored pork blood stew.....and .... ALL OF A SUDDEN SHOOTS AN EXORCIST SIZE VOMIT AT MK. BLeaaAAAAARFFF! MK cleans himself up and while distracted, grabs Grizzly from behind the counter, removes his gag and rescues him. Sees RevivedEdgeLord walking out with the weapon of mass destruction, throws a banana peel and he steps on it and slips and fall. Hits his head on the sidewalk, redering him unconscious. Takes the steel case, cleans it, removed the rediculous stickers (now its pretty and shiny). Surrenders it to the President. Received the Presidential Volunteer Service Award - What the hell??! President steps out for a break, first lady opens the case and ate several patties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Solargeo Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 I think its because my competitions even worse... *there is a Burger Hek right next door* What about my SolarBell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 I want dog intestines. Boiled not fried. Stuffed with sourcrout(or however you spell that thing). In alphabet soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heskaroid Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 (edited) Roasted Valkyr flesh. Edited February 1, 2016 by heskaroid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted February 1, 2016 Author Share Posted February 1, 2016 Roasted Valkyr flesh.k*hands the flesh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 I want dog intestines. Boiled not fried. Stuffed with sourcrout(or however you spell that thing). In alphabet soup. You mean sauerkraut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YasaiTsume Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Saryn's butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Blaze- Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Saryn's butt. Ohhhh.....yeah. I am with you here. *licking my lips in anticipation* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted February 2, 2016 Author Share Posted February 2, 2016 Saryn's butt. Ohhhh.....yeah. I am with you here. *licking my lips in anticipation* *hands you a plate of what looks to be two fried lumps* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted February 2, 2016 Author Share Posted February 2, 2016 What about my SolarBell?There food is worse than mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heskaroid Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 What is this...?! GRINEER FLESH!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Solargeo Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 There food is worse than mine. LIES AND BLASPHEMY, even if it is Mexican based food , at least they have a real menu and have gotten 4 stars out of 5 ever inspection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted February 2, 2016 Author Share Posted February 2, 2016 What is this...?! GRINEER FLESH!?! Nope...thats over at Burger Hek. Though we do have that as a special today.LIES AND BLASPHEMY, even if it is Mexican based food , at least they have a real menu and have gotten 4 stars out of 5 ever inspectionI've gotten 5/5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Solargeo Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Nope...thats over at Burger Hek. Though we do have that as a special today. I've gotten 5/5. No , I am pretty sure you would never let an inspector in or you would threaten him or her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted February 2, 2016 Author Share Posted February 2, 2016 No , I am pretty sure you would never let an inspector in or you would threaten him or her.*there is a paper on the wall with 0/5 from the inspecter. the 0 is scratched out with a black marker and replaced with a 5* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 *walks in with a health inspector disguise on* Why yes I do believe there is some health here! I give it a 5/7- perfect score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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