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1. Prepare your anus (This has a variety of applications including: LOR, JV, RNG, ranking tests, scorchers, sap ospreys, bursas and much more)

2. RNG will be finished slapping you around like the @#&*( you are whenever it feels like it. SO DON'T RUSH IT!

3. Whenever someone has a outrageously high plat price for something BUY IT. Do not apply any thought or research into the  idea that he MIGHT be up-selling you.

4. Blame every death on lag.

5. If at first you don't succeed, @(*()$ ragequit.

6.   STALKER ALWAYS WINS Even when you kill him, he will give you a dread bp for the 100th time and drink your tears.

7. Oxium is a totally useless  resource. Never go out of your way to pick it up.

8. disregard nitain extract alerts. They can be won from sabotage missions anyway so why rush?

9. REAL MEN MELEE

10. Invest all your plat in alt helmets.

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