Liquid262 Posted September 12, 2016 Author Share Posted September 12, 2016 (edited) OT: if you're concerned about a silky smooth shave well it certainly makes a difference if you've been stewing for fifty seven years.\ \ ETA : We no longer talk turkey because they've been carved up like an xmas winged composagnathotho,. EETA: W\hy is it always Germany I have to escape from? is not fair! Edited September 12, 2016 by Liquid262 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 54 minutes ago, Noamuth said: And what do we do with heretics? Reveal hidden contents We noodle them with noodles until they repent, then we drown them in noodle sauce, so they may repent for their sins in the giant eternal sink drain FOR THE NOODLEMUTH *waterboards Liquid262 with noodles and noodlewater* 37 minutes ago, Liquid262 said: You Fools! The very salt your wretched carcasses exude cannot compare to the sheer forceful wall of horse puckey that (misspelled my f You stand no chance against the forces of off-topic. THE EMPIRE OF OFF-TOPIC IS ETERNAL. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquid262 Posted September 12, 2016 Author Share Posted September 12, 2016 You fool!! it's in that book of shadows abowt salt an pillars! it was what we fought to keep from that guy from GoT. He told us to trust nobody and somebody makes thieves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Liquid262 said: You fool!! it's in that book of shadows abowt salt an pillars! it was what we fought to keep from that guy from GoT. He told us to trust nobody and somebody makes thieves. *stabs you* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquid262 Posted September 12, 2016 Author Share Posted September 12, 2016 It's not funny. I'm fousesitting for the folks. Their canary iss some kind of spirit. If i try to sleep he is there, watching me. I feed him lettuce and egg biscuits but it's just buying time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 14 minutes ago, Liquid262 said: EETA: W\hy is it always Germany I have to escape from? is not fair! you hurt medic's little feelings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquid262 Posted September 12, 2016 Author Share Posted September 12, 2016 " Von Paulus Pacifies Stalingrad Front by Surrendering 6th Army. Jeepers H Crackers the Germans landed on the MOON!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquid262 Posted September 12, 2016 Author Share Posted September 12, 2016 (edited) We woujld be willing to pay 20,000 pounds or 1 and one half Kelly Brooks. I mean have you seen her? there are no good jokes about how awesome she is but Lotus is just not there except to remind me im on fire when im on fire thnx moschnon Edited September 12, 2016 by Liquid262 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquid262 Posted September 12, 2016 Author Share Posted September 12, 2016 (edited) And now I've come to the end of myself. \Theres on;y so much schadenfreud\e one can draw from those poor MWO fucks. \Here's hoping the war Within will actually go somehwere. Hott in Gimmel was that a natughy worrd> How am I able to swear? It has been years, decades! we'vec been srching for some kind of out. Now that our winged pricks have shown through our citizenship shouldbe just a lii\tle bi\t brighter. Edited September 12, 2016 by Liquid262 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 12 minutes ago, Liquid262 said: And now I've come to the end of myself. \Theres on;y so much schadenfreud\e one can draw from those poor MWO fucks. \Here's hoping the war Within will actually go somehwere. Hott in Gimmel was that a natughy worrd> mwo is ptw spooky wolfenstein wachroboter mechs are better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquid262 Posted September 12, 2016 Author Share Posted September 12, 2016 (edited) Mein Gods, its like sunshine on the morning. let me taste the wsweet dew of freedom "S#&$kicker" It's like honey dew a savory taste that youll never quite be rid rof. (Editors Note: the free-range profanity has been discontinued./] ETA:my double had some decent advice which I just forgot but its one or one half comments sabove me so crarry on)|) Edited September 12, 2016 by Liquid262 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquid262 Posted September 12, 2016 Author Share Posted September 12, 2016 (edited) "MWO is PTW" m y god marry me and will own all those swine like Imerpius and Babycakes and MB et al. \\ (EETA) I mean MWO is totally not P2W and if your have half the brain of canned clams youll do fine!1" Edited September 12, 2016 by Liquid262 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquid262 Posted September 12, 2016 Author Share Posted September 12, 2016 Serious t\hough,a certain collection of what-have-yous i in dire need. I mean how many relics for our ccIVIL WAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 21 minutes ago, Liquid262 said: "MWO is PTW" m y god marry me and will own all those swine like Imerpius and Babycakes and MB et al. \\ (EETA) I mean MWO is totally not P2W and if your have half the brain of canned clams youll do fine!1" m-marry you? *desperate never-been-in-a-relationship face* *looks back at medic plushy* but i couldn't.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquid262 Posted September 12, 2016 Author Share Posted September 12, 2016 (edited) 31 minutes ago, TheMetrocop said: m-marry you? *desperate never-been-in-a-relationship face* *looks back at medic plushy* but i couldn't.. It would never work, the all-consuming desire to not give one wi about those MWO stikfks* grinds that pate into dusht compared to well some kind of endless or something. <- I can't eve\n see the punctuation. 8*footnote - its actually fckstks Edited September 12, 2016 by Liquid262 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JefPlays Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 LIQUIIIIID Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BladeWielder65 Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 I Volunteer as Captain of the Royal Guard. With my Sacred blade "Raw Noodle" i shall smite the blasphemers of the Holy Noamuth Empire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, BladeWielder65 said: I Volunteer as Captain of the Royal Guard. With my Sacred blade "Raw Noodle" i shall smite the blasphemers of the Holy Noamuth Empire you need to get a promotion. besides, you don't even have 100 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquid262 Posted September 13, 2016 Author Share Posted September 13, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, TheMetrocop said: you need to get a promotion. besides, you don't even have 100 posts. Post-worthy? Disgraceful! While I am still coherent I can only add that such low-hanging fruit only bears nuts, or something. **Addendum - Once again, whomever the voice actor for Kela. She genuinely frightens me; i like it!\ Edited September 13, 2016 by Liquid262 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Liquid262 said: Post-worthy? Disgraceful! While I am still coherent I can only add that such low-hanging fruit only bears nuts, or something. **Addendum - Once again, whomever the voice actor for Kela. She genuinely frightens me; i like it!\ robin atkins downes did twentyfold better with deathshead in wolfenstein tno kekla de lame is just an edgy anime antagonist com at mi bitsches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquid262 Posted September 13, 2016 Author Share Posted September 13, 2016 35 minutes ago, TheMetrocop said: robin atkins downes did twentyfold better with deathshead in wolfenstein tno kekla de lame is just an edgy anime antagonist com at mi bitsches Your relaince on buzzxwords will be oyournotrer undoing. sweet jeebus whos\\'s is hooting\ ?!1 Anywa, your something something or-urther has demonstraded a detailed lack of the aggresiv type we need to actually go after some kind of (Aziz, more light!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Just now, Liquid262 said: Your relaince on buzzxwords will be oyournotrer undoing. sweet jeebus whos\\'s is hooting\ ?!1 Anywa, your something something or-urther has demonstraded a detailed lack of the aggresiv type we need to actually go after some kind of (Aziz, more light!) i understand sh*tposting is fun but how do you not get tired of ret^rd-speek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquid262 Posted September 13, 2016 Author Share Posted September 13, 2016 (edited) 22 minutes ago, TheMetrocop said: i understand sh*tposting is fun but how do you not get tired of ret^rd-speek it's 50/50. I'm on vacation for the week which means the only life I must cherish is moms Canary. He's a feathered pig but he's only a teenager in birdie years. ETa" Well yu could argue that *Matt Damon*ca argue about shootigin a dog but. EEtt_ If Sheldon is on record describing Frenching Ember what in the living hades is about to hap\\en? Edited September 13, 2016 by Liquid262 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquid262 Posted September 13, 2016 Author Share Posted September 13, 2016 (edited) "Klopec, is that Slavic?' EEta my uncle whom is very much in favor of "juice the rest of 'em had a point but I forgot. Lawd help us at that Wonkette ddrinky thing tommorow night. Edited September 13, 2016 by Liquid262 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquid262 Posted September 13, 2016 Author Share Posted September 13, 2016 (edited) Ok so blind assessment (luxinfer) -- The Corpus' remain aloof versus the further encroachment of \grineer." so who's pulling Lotus' strings? <- wait b\etter -> "so who'\s laying thoxe eggs?" Edited September 13, 2016 by Liquid262 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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