TwevOWNED Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 (edited) Alright, we’ve got a fire frame, an ice frame, a few stealth frames, and even a beeftank frame to rival all beeftanks. But to me the RHINO doesn’t cut it. To me there has to be another beeftank frame on the level of RHINO, but is also a frame that emanates so much MAN that it makes everything around it look like a little sissy. This ain’t no ordinary beeftank, this the MAN frame. A frame that Contains 110% raw MAN inside its shell. A frame that no matter how much MAN the current squad has in it he brings more than five times the explosive MAN-ness that it already possessed. A frame, that when he walks into a room full of grineer, the sheer force of MAN causes the lancers run to their birthing tubes, the bombards flee the scene, and the heavy gunners to find a strange stain in their undergarmets that night. Without further ado, this is MAN. MAN: The MAN frame. Health: 100 (300 max) Energy: 100 (150 max) Armor: 150 Shields: 150 (450 max) Speed: .9 Ability 1: MANd grenade (25 energy) MAN tosses out his patented hand grenades, which explode dealing area damage and split into smaller grenades. -Grenades thrown: 1/1/2/3 -Smaller grenades spawned from each grenade: 2/2/3/4 -Initial grenades deal 50/85/120/155 damage -Spawned grenades deal 25/40/55/70 damage Ability 2: Explosive MAN-ceps (50 energy) MAN flexes, amping his melee strikes to deal more damage. MAN swings with such MANliness that enemies explode upon contact, dealing area damage to all nearby foes. However, do to the levels of MAN radiating from his muscles, enemies will be more likely to target MAN. -Melee strikes deal 40/60/80/100% increased damage to a small radius around the enemy hit. -Lasts 6/6/12/18 seconds Ability 3: Patented MAN-grade bullets (75 energy) MAN infuses his weapon with the sheer epicness of MAN, causing all shots fired to deal explosive damage. However, because of strict bylaws on explosive weaponry combined with the power of pure MAN, MAN is forced to a walking pace while this effect is active. -Weapons deal 20/30/45/60% increased damage to a small area around the point of impact. -MAN is slowed by 60/50/40/30% -Lasts 5/5/10/15 seconds Ability 4: The Bacon Blitz (100 energy) MAN infuses his already potent MAN-power with experimental military-grade nuclear-subatomic bacon, causing him to enter a frenzy of unstoppable MAN killing rage. During this effect, MAN gains armor, with the addition of MAN-ceps and MAN grade bullets have an extended duration and MAN does not move slower using the latter. For the duration of The Bacon Blitz, MAN is immune to all knockdowns and knockbacks, and cannot have his energy drained. Also, while the explosions from his other abilities do not harm MAN normally, during The Bacon Blitz if MAN is caught in an explosion from one of his abilities, he is healed for a percentage of damage done. Enemies killed by MAN during this ability will drop Bacon, which refills the health and energy of MAN, boosts his armor further for a few seconds, and increases the duration of The Bacon Blitz for up to a set amount. -The Bacon Blitz lasts 20/20/25/30 seconds, which can be extended to 35/35/40/45 seconds by killing enemies and picking up the bacon -Once activated, MAN’s abilities last until The Bacon Blitz has ended -MAN’s armor is increased to 160/160/165/175, and is further increased by 25/25/35/45 for three seconds when MAN picks up a slice of bacon -MAN is healed for 35% of melee damage and 15% of weapon damage done if he is in the explosion radius. -Bacon extends the duration by 3 seconds, and refills 25 energy and 25 health Critics and criticism are welcome and appreciated. Edited July 21, 2013 by TwevOWNED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earz Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Can we just name it the Old Spice frame? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapinas2229 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 YEA BACON!!!!! +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shion963 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 This is so awesome, can't wait for woMAN and how totally OP she will be compared to MAN. ;p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaoticNemesis Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Will he look like Saxton Hale or Mr. Torgue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwevOWNED Posted July 21, 2013 Author Share Posted July 21, 2013 Will he look like Saxton Hale or Mr. Torgue? Torgue, although his alternate helmet will be like the safari hat Hale wears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambarpowder Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Can we just name it the Old Spice frame? POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athros Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 This is the silliest, yet the most awesome concept I've ever read... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amistyrja Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Because this MANly Frame has so much BALLS, give him an ability that summons 69 Grineer Rollers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tantananan Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Can we just name it the Old Spice frame? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuhrts Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 LMAO this is too great, if this is not in the next design council I will quit this game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwevOWNED Posted July 23, 2013 Author Share Posted July 23, 2013 MAN-frame concept art coming soon. Teaser: This guy's abs don't need no armor to protect against bullets. Or the vacuum of space for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambarpowder Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Can we just name it the Old Spice frame? errr... WTF is this guy? Where's Terry Crews? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piklioto Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Angry feminists incoming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gameboy350 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Replace all uses of "man" with "Mann" and include tf2 promo items in warframe and vice-versa. (Don't kill me, I can dream D: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anvildude Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Rename to GAR and make the Ultimate the Drill that shall Pierce the Heavens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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