GIMO Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 (edited) So my girlfriend became curious about this game since I had been playing this longer than any other game she's seen me play. As I showed her a few things she made some really... innocent comments that I wanted to share. Excalibur: "He was the first one of all of them? So he's the original unicorn?" Volt: "Look at his $&*^..." Mag: "Baby, look at her face... (she doesn't have a face). But look you can see it! (no, that's just a weird blob of energy). But baby how does she run around if she can't see? (none of them have faces though.. so I don't know). Baby. (okay ;_;) Rhino: "He looks cool. (yeah?) Yeah, like he's about to kick someone's &#!." Trinity: "I like how he looks but I don't like his colors. (Trin is a she). Oh... I guess I should have known from her vagina. (.....where..?) Look! She's got a little thong!" Frost: "He looks frosty... OH! Do you see his little baby tie???" Ember: "She needs a bra... and she's pear shaped. (Baby, it's just the cosmetic that makes her thighs look bigger) Wait, I like her mohawk." Ash: "BABY, WHY IS HE CASTRATED???" Nyx: "Look at her thong too! What is going on here?? But her hair looks cool though. (That's not hair, it's like her unicorn horn.. sort of). Baby, it's hair." Loki: "He looks normal. (Really???) He's the most normal looking one there." Banshee: "She looks like a nun... (...fair enough)." Sayrn: "She's the one I like right? (Yeah, that's the one you were playing earlier). I do like her, she looks like a unicorn with boobs sewn on." Vauban: "He's fat with a little dingy... he's trying to over compensate with those lights he has." Nova: "She's the creepiest one... she looks like a pregnant alien, would you want that in your room at night?" Necro: "Baby, it's the grim reaper! (Well... that's good i guess, since his whole theme is necromancy). But what does he eat?? He's all skin and bone. (I don't think they eat actually.. but.. uh... damn it, lore...)." Grineer: "They look like evil turtles." Corpus: "Baby, why do they put those bags on their head? (That's to protect them). From each other? Are they really that ugly?" Infested runners: "He looks like Jar Jar from Star Wars! (They're just as annoying too...)" Infested Ancient: "Could you imagine getting oral from that..?" Edit: Starting now, write in the comments what you would like me to show her (preferably Warframe related) and I'll record her response here! IF she agrees to do this, I'll update this once a week or so with her responses. :D Stalker: "F**k him. (Why? He's like an evil original unicorn!). Exactly, f**k him. He lost his horn. He's not cool anymore." Moa's: "What are those? (They're Moas... the guys with the bags on their head make them). They look like T-Rex's (Oh yeah they do). *distant Moa scream* Where is he??? o.o (You sound like you're being hunted xD) They're scary! They're like squawking tripods!" Edited September 16, 2013 by GIMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychedelicSnake Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Do we have the same girlfriend? It's creepy how the responses are similar. Also... would you want that in your room at night?" Yes. If you know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EclipsedHusky Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Sounds like your GF has a sick mind. Try getting her outta that gutter once and while hmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anatolius Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Grineer: "They look like evil turtles." accurate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIMO Posted September 7, 2013 Author Share Posted September 7, 2013 Sounds like your GF has a sick mind. Try getting her outta that gutter once and while hmm? That would actually be my fault in the first place. I have a raunchy sense if humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EclipsedHusky Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Well bright side, you have a gf :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge111 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Ummm.... Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anatolius Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Well bright side, you have a gf :P #foreveralone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge111 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 All I can say is: That is the strangest set of girlfriend quotes I have ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady_Khaos Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Hahahaha these are great! A bit disturbed by all the unicorn comments though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dueler Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 The Corpus comment is the best. I imagine they are protecting us from their ugly faces too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EclipsedHusky Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Hahahaha these are great! A bit disturbed by all the unicorn comments though... She's probably secretly Yuikami.... @.@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaraLotus Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatanaWielder Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Sayrn: "She's the one I like right? (Yeah, that's the one you were playing earlier). I do like her, she looks like a unicorn with boobs sewn on." :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitras Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 i showed my girlfriend the game too.. she played the tutorial (the old one).. then she never picked up again. and now i use her account for forma in the dojo xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIMO Posted September 7, 2013 Author Share Posted September 7, 2013 Im seriously surprised no one cares about the Jar Jar comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychedelicSnake Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Im seriously surprised no one cares about the Jar Jar comment We do not speak of Jar Jar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleReshiram Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I would like to have Nova in my room at night. As a night-lamp.. Also, I could use her wormhole for a shortcut to the bathroom. Seriously, it's painful to walk 2 stories down when nature calls. :c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIMO Posted September 7, 2013 Author Share Posted September 7, 2013 We do not speak of Jar Jar. >_> <_< uh..um... whho? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamal965 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Unicorns. I shall never look at Warframe the same again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuryEnder Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Your girlfriend may very well be the best thing to happen to humanity since Morgan Freeman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAL1WAN Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Loki? Hm.. maybe the thought about hammerhead sharks are absent during the conversation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kickboxing_Banana Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I agree with the evil turtles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legionprobatio Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Your girlfriend may very well be the best thing to happen to humanity since Morgan Freeman. creep much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIMO Posted September 7, 2013 Author Share Posted September 7, 2013 creep much? She'll appreciate his comment nonetheless xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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