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Hey now, this is a forum. It'll take a few more hours before my lazy fingers leaks onto here.

 

Not that I plan on staying up for a few more hours. I should've gone to sleep 4 hours ago, really. I find myself saying that a lot. I should probably be worried.

 

Also, 1v1 me scrubs. I'll fookn rek u m8s.

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Hey now, this is a forum. It'll take a few more hours before my lazy fingers leaks onto here.

 

Not that I plan on staying up for a few more hours. I should've gone to sleep 4 hours ago, really. I find myself saying that a lot. I should probably be worried.

 

Also, 1v1 me scrubs. I'll fookn rek u m8s.

u wot m9. i culd hed shot a mle wy wif nrf gun.

 

1v4 me. cmon breh.

 

 

(Resists urge to post the 10 hour version for the sake of your health)

 

hehe, he sayd scrub,, fraqin' plebs mon.

Open that in 5 tabs at .5 or 2x speed. Hilarity ensues.

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It seems I am speaking "crap" as you call it.

 

But if your spelling has any say in the matter, I do not believe your motor skills would be up to the task of an honorable duel.

 

Your move sir.

luk m8 i do 360 noscopes in cowa-doody advnced wurfre 9001 cll fur moni edition all dy.

 

u stnd no chnce. c'mon 1v1.

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Skill in a video game?

 

I am speaking about a duel.

 

Meet me at the capital, in front of the Lincoln Memorial.

 

Come at dawn, and face your fate sir.

oki, bt frst i ned to 1v1 dvoid den i will 1v1 u.

 

hw we gn do dis, 360 noskope or 420 blaze it swag shot?

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It seems I am speaking "crap" as you call it.

 

But if your spelling has any say in the matter, I do not believe your motor skills would be up to the task of an honorable duel.

 

Your move sir.

 

I believe your intellect is only enough to rival an average prairie dog.

 

Let us step out of this establishment, and settle this dispute like gentlemen!

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Skill in a video game?

 

I am speaking about a duel.

 

Meet me at the capital, in front of the Lincoln Memorial.

 

Come at dawn, and face your fate sir.

Good sir, I do say, what a marvelous request! Shall I bring the pistols? They have a better grip (chuckles). Won't be slipping out of those hands won't they sir!

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(Resists urge to post the 10 hour version for the sake of your health)

 

hehe, he sayd scrub,, fraqin' plebs mon.

Thank Prod that wasn't a 10 hour video, you know what I had to go through while sitting through the entire video?! I had to start at a cute little poptart cat defecating rainbows out of it's @$$ in space for 3 whole minutes in a-half!! You know what that does to a person like me?! *ahem* I'm not on any caffeine or anything in the middle of the night if that's what you're thinking.
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Thank Prod that wasn't a 10 hour video, you know what I had to go through while sitting through the entire video?! I had to start at a cute little poptart cat defecating rainbows out of it's @$$ in space for 3 whole minutes in a-half!! You know what that does to a person like me?! *ahem* I'm not on any caffeine or anything in the middle of the night if that's what you're thinking.

Hy.

 

Put et at 0.5 sped. et souds 1000x beter.

 

EDIT: MLG'd my tipeing lingo.

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I believe your intellect is only enough to rival an average prarie dog.

 

Let us step out of this establishment, and settle this dispute like gentlemen!

Speaking of intellect when you couldn't even spell "prairie" correctly. 

 

I do not believe this is your place good sir.

 

But, as the gentleman I am, I accept your offer.

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