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I guarded a couch once. I can say honestly say it never bled out from bullet wounds.

 

Well. You have clearly not guarded the likes of this couch! I have the average body systems that a normal human would have, and my nervous system is the only reason I can communicate with you wonderful people.

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Hey, my couch could've been haunted too for all I know. That WOULD explain all the spooky whispering. And paranormal activity.

Nah, I think that was just a average ghost.

 

You see the way to tell if your couch is haunted is if you take the cushions off it explodes in blood.

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Nah, I think that was just a average ghost.

 

You see the way to tell if your couch is haunted is if you take the cushions off it explodes in blood.

 

Speaking as a couch myself, that is a very disturbing image.

 

Why on earth would a couch have...human...blood.

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2Sneaky.

 

Now I don't even go to public school. I am now officially attending a online based school and all I have to do is get my school work done by midnight that day.

 

Pretty nice, also it is easier to get help then at a normal public school it is really sweet.

(Also being able to go off task a lot is really nice also)

Online school sounds like the dream *o*

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Online school sounds like the dream *o*

It really is.

I mean while everyone is racing to get to school and I am still sleeping. :3

 

Speaking as a couch myself, that is a very disturbing image.

 

Why on earth would a couch have...human...blood.

Because.

 

Haunted. It causes a bunch of weird stuff to happen.

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Even worse.

What could be worse than pigeon blood?

Yes.

I became a paranormal investigator when my glare sense wore off.

Ooh, can I be your british partner/apprentice who drinks a lot and knows almost all the knowledge about ghosts as you do? Edited by TheVerdict
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Ooh, can I be your british partne/apprentice who knows almost all the knowledge about ghosts as you do?

Noh, that could bring you into danger. I don't want to do that.

 

 

Do you know what isn't a dream? Twinkies. 

And cupcakes.

Oooh. Icecream.

 

Midnight snacks, anyone?

Pizza.

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