zooke90909 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Make a Stalker one next! lol. When I was leveling my rank 9 gear, I would always be afraid of the stalker. I would pray every night that he wouldn't come and kill me. My friends would always make fun of me, and would never play with me because of it. So I would go into missions alone. I was just walking down a hallway when the lights flickered, and I heard some whispering. I turned around and saw the Stalker! I was frozen in place, and he leaned in and said, "You're my kill now." And he slowly pulled out his Hate, and started to channel with it. I still couldn't say a word, or even move. He then started attacking me, yet nothing fatal. He finally stopped his onslaught of attacks, and pulled out his Dread. It was at this moment that my friend joined with a Rhino. The Stalker looked at my friend, and said, "I will get the kill." And left in a cloud of smoke. Stalker is Dread. Stalker is Death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)ZBrokeHeartZ Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 When I was leveling my rank 9 gear, I would always be afraid of the stalker. I would pray every night that he wouldn't come and kill me. My friends would always make fun of me, and would never play with me because of it. So I would go into missions alone. I was just walking down a hallway when the lights flickered, and I heard some whispering. I turned around and saw the Stalker! I was frozen in place, and he leaned in and said, "You're my kill now." And he slowly pulled out his Hate, and started to channel with it. I still couldn't say a word, or even move. He then started attacking me, yet nothing fatal. He finally stopped his onslaught of attacks, and pulled out his Dread. It was at this moment that my friend joined with a Rhino. The Stalker looked at my friend, and said, "I will get the kill." And left in a cloud of smoke. Stalker is Dread. Stalker is Death. When I was leveling my rank 9 gear, I would always be afraid of the stalker. I would pray every night that he wouldn't come and kill me. My friends would always make fun of me, and would never play with me because of it. So I would go into missions alone. I was just walking down a hallway when the lights flickered, and I heard some whispering. I turned around and saw the Stalker! I was frozen in place, and he leaned in and said, "You're my kill now." And he slowly pulled out his Hate, and started to channel with it. I still couldn't say a word, or even move. He then started attacking me, yet nothing fatal. He finally stopped his onslaught of attacks, and pulled out his Dread. It was at this moment that my friend joined with a Rhino. The Stalker looked at my friend, and said, "I will get the kill." And left in a cloud of smoke. Stalker is Dread. Stalker is Death. l-o-l. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zooke90909 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 l-o-l. What should I do next? Lotus? Uncle Heck? A leaf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reliant213 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 What should I do next? Lotus? Uncle Heck? A leaf? A leaf would be interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 A leaf would be interesting. Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)ZBrokeHeartZ Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 A leaf would be interesting. A leaf? But ofc! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reliant213 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Agreed. Indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zooke90909 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Indeed. A leaf? But ofc! Agreed. A leaf would be interesting. This is going to be great. Will finish it in a bit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zooke90909 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Here goes:When I was 9 years old, I was in love with leaves. I would collect as many as possible, and pray to the leaf god every night. My dad heard me, and called me a Tree. I know he was just jealous with my obsession with leaves, so I called him a Blade of Grass. He slapped me and sent me to bed. It was cold, but I could feel a warmth approaching me. I turned and saw a giant leaf! It leaned down, and said, " I hear you love leaves..." He then picked me up, lifted up my shirt... and started to tickle me. He tickled me for a very long time, till I was about to pass out from lack of oxygen. He then suddenly dropped me, and I could hear a zipping sound coming from the great leaf, and out of the back of him came the Pedophile who lived three houses down. My dad then walked into the room, and the Pedo said, " It is time for me to make my leaf." And he jumped out the window. Leaves are love. Pedo's are leaves. What next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)ZBrokeHeartZ Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Here goes: When I was 9 years old, I was in love with leaves. I would collect as many as possible, and pray to the leaf god every night. My dad heard me, and called me a Tree. I know he was just jealous with my obsession with leaves, so I called him a Blade of Grass. He slapped me and sent me to bed. It was cold, but I could feel a warmth approaching me. I turned and saw a giant leaf! It leaned down, and said, " I hear you love leaves..." He then picked me up, lifted up my shirt... and started to tickle me. He tickled me for a very long time, till I was about to pass out from lack of oxygen. He then suddenly dropped me, and I could hear a zipping sound coming from the great leaf, and out of the back of him came the Pedophile who lived three houses down. My dad then walked into the room, and the Pedo said, " It is time for me to make my leaf." And he jumped out the window. Leaves are love. Pedo's are leaves. What next? Oh god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zooke90909 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Oh god. I said, What next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)ZBrokeHeartZ Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 I said, What next? Hmmmm. A squid. Mmmmhmmm a squid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zooke90909 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Hmmmm. A squid. Mmmmhmmm a squid. Deal! ... Quick question: Can it be Hydroid, or does it have to be a squid? Because either way it is going to involve tentacles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yazeth Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 ...What have I stumbled on to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)quota16 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 ...What have I stumbled on to... Quick! Run for your sanity! *Hydroid grabs me with tentacles* No!!!Agghhh!!!!Yazeth! Run! *death gurgle* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Quick! Run for your sanity! *Hydroid grabs me with tentacles* No!!!Agghhh!!!!Yazeth! Run! *death gurgle* *Pulls out a Snipetron Vandal and shoots Hydroid in the head.* You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattQaz Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 *Dropkicks his way into the thread.*I know I'm late but I've finally arrived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokeyoface Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 *walks in places a table then places a snail on the table then walks away* @_Y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-CM-Tiffany Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 *sits on the table next to Mr. Snail and starts feeding it spaghetti* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 *sits on the table next to Mr. Snail and starts feeding it spaghetti* Ew. Spaghetti. *walks in places a table then places a snail on the table then walks away* @_Y Why would you just place the snail on the table, aren't you supposed to eat it? *Dropkicks his way into the thread.* I know I'm late but I've finally arrived. Everyone eventually arrives here. This is Forum Heaven. *Procrastinating from school work like always* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aciaj613 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 #whoneedsschoolswag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 pfft. Who needs grades when you got grades. Wait, what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aciaj613 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 #comocommakamalamasomeonehadtogivemeagoodgradetoimpressmymama "HAHA good luck reading that!!!" They will 613, you act like they are idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 i hef cme wif me megik bruken nglsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aciaj613 Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 i hef cme wif me megik bruken nglsh. u releted tu megik kop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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