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[Utarious]

I can taste the death of the Threadnought Prime.

 

This is the way it ends.

 

Not with a bang, but a whimper.

Good thing it isn't with a bang.

 

Would not bang Threadnaught Prime.

 

(I feel like I am losing brain cells everytime I do this.)

Edited December 14, 2014 by Utarious

[Doom_Bunny]

Good thing it isn't with a bang.

 

Would not bang Threadnaught Prime.

 

(I feel like I am losing brain cells everytime I do this.)

It's only natural.

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It'll go die and be reborn arfter the dethroning of the mad king.

Mad king?

 

I'm a god.

 

I cannot be dethroned.

 

Good thing it isn't with a bang.

 

Would not bang Threadnaught Prime.

 

(I feel like I am losing brain cells everytime I do this.)

Sometimes you make me wish that beating the crap outta people was legal.

 

I guess I'll just have to resort to sarcasm instead.

[Utarious]

tim 4 a sed stori.

 

 

[Doom_Bunny]

Mad king?

 

I'm a god.

 

I cannot be dethroned.

Nonsense I just need to bring in a new culture and have them replace people's beliefs.

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Nonsense I just need to bring in a new culture and have them replace people's beliefs.

Yeah, but...

 

Without me, this thread dies.

 

When I got here it was in the midst of death.

 

I alone saved it.

 

I alone must bear this burden.

[Kasumi-]

Mad king?

 

I'm a god.

 

I cannot be dethroned.

 

Sometimes you make me wish that beating the crap outta people was legal.

 

I guess I'll just have to resort to sarcasm instead.

 

Didn't Dogefighter deem Ryan Haywood or some such nonsense the "Mad King"?

 

By all means, dethrone that man.

[Utarious]

Yeah, but...

 

Without me, this thread dies.

 

When I got here it was in the midst of death.

 

I alone saved it.

 

I alone must bear this burden.

Ey.

 

Ey.

 

Your jumping to conclusions, the thread was far from dying.

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Didn't Dogefighter deem Ryan Haywood or some such nonsense the "Mad King"?

 

By all means, dethrone that man.

Yes, I remember that.

 

He never made it into office in the first place though.

[Doom_Bunny]

Yeah, but...

 

Without me, this thread dies.

 

When I got here it was in the midst of death.

 

I alone saved it.

 

I alone must bear this burden.

It'll be stable enough with the new culture....unlike the romans.

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Ey.

 

Ey.

 

Your jumping to conclusions, the thread was far from dying.

Y u no let me be dramatic?

 

*cries*

[Kasumi-]

Y u no let me be dramatic?

 

*cries*

Don't worry. You can always smite him, and leave him in perfect health!

 

Because that's a contradiction, and that's just mad.

 

Sounds right up your alley. Or sewer. Or heavenly...structure of some sort. Whatever.

[Utarious]

Y u no let me be dramatic?

 

*cries*

bcus

 

i em

 

ur hskil.

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Don't worry. You can always smite him, and leave him in perfect health!

 

Because that's a contradiction, and that's just mad.

 

Sounds right up your alley. Or sewer. Or heavenly...structure of some sort. Whatever.

Or I could read depressing poems to him.

 

Yes, that sounds right.

 

bcus

 

i em

 

ur hskil.

Have you ever heard of The Hollow Men?

[Utarious]

Or I could read depressing poems to him.

 

Yes, that sounds right.

 

Have you ever heard of The Hollow Men?

Senpai pls red me poems uguu~~

 

(wut r the hollow men)

[RavenousPartyLibrarian]

Hard chair?

 

Was the chair masturbating?

 

It didn't need to.

 

Good thing it isn't with a bang.

 

Would not bang Threadnaught Prime.

 

(I feel like I am losing brain cells everytime I do this.)

 

It might be because we all hit you over the head every time.

Except for Sam. He stabs.

 

I keep starting new pages in this thread...

Edited December 14, 2014 by RavenousPartyLibrarian

[Doom_Bunny]

Senpai pls red me poems uguu~~

 

(wut r the hollow men)

There was one person who survived Sam's poetry by gnawing his own leg off.

Edited December 14, 2014 by Postal_pat

[Kasumi-]

There once was a crowd of scumbag drug dealing totally innocent and law abiding Grineer citizens.

 

Then Saryn pressed 4.

 

End of story, go to bed.

[Doom_Bunny]

There once was a crowd of scumbag drug dealing totally innocent and law abiding Grineer citizens.

 

Then Saryn pressed 4.

 

End of story, go to bed.

But it's only 7pm and the sun is still up because DST.

Edited December 14, 2014 by Postal_pat

[Reliant213]

I turn my back for a few minutes or so and Utarious is making it awkward for chair and chair-realted kind.

 

Can't leave this ship alone.

[Utarious]

I turn my back for a few minutes or so and Utarious is making it awkward for chair and chair-realted kind.

 

Can't leave this ship alone.

Your a couch, why are you worried?

 

Unless your saying your a chair.

 

Or a masturbating couch.

[Reliant213]

Your a couch, why are you worried?

 

Unless your saying your a chair.

 

Or a masturbating couch.

 

1.) I am a couch, yes. A couch is really just a padded frame. This frame may be bench-like in nature, which - benches being elongated chairs - are related to chairs. That's why I'm slightly worried.

 

2.) No.

 

3.) No.

[Utarious]

1.) I am a couch, yes. A couch is really just a padded frame. This frame may be bench-like in nature, which - benches being elongated chairs - are related to chairs. That's why I'm slightly worried.

 

2.) No.

 

3.) No.

So your saying your a bench.

 

I knew it.

 

Illumibench.

 

 

Edited December 14, 2014 by Utarious

[Reliant213]

So your saying your a bench.

 

I knew it.

 

Illumibench.

 

 

 

No, no, no, you don't understand.

 

A bench is merely a frame, a skeleton.

 

I am both my own frame, and my own cushioning. Therefore, I'm not a bench.

[Utarious]

No, no, no, you don't understand.

 

A bench is merely a frame, a skeleton.

 

I am both my own frame, and my own cushioning. Therefore, I'm not a bench.

So your cushioning is your flesh?

 

What happens if you become infested, does the cushioning become wood?