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I've had this cat since before I started playing Warframe.

 

Suck it.

 

*clones cat using Tyl Regor's research*

 

Perfect cat clone.

If he ever finished his research, that would be more viable.

 

*cat begins to melt into a mewing puddle of rainbows and fur*

 

*sigh* Tea, anyone?

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I've had this cat since before I started playing Warframe.

Suck it.

*clones cat using Tyl Regor's research*

Perfect cat clone.

*clones a bajillion Kaics using stolen Tyl Regor's research*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

If he ever finished his research, that would be more viable.

 

*cat begins to melt into a mewing puddle of rainbows and fur*

 

*sigh* Tea, anyone?

Wait wut?

*Kaics melt*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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Since when was I trapped in a tea keg?

 

I shall attempt another!

 

*tries again*

 

*turns Ash into a steaming pile of crap*

 

No wait, I didn't do anything after all. My bad. Ash was already- I'll stop now.

 

*tries again*

 

*spawns King-Kong sized necronomicon*

 

I am really bad at this.

 

*soul traps Verdict inside of a tea keg*

 

Eh, close enough. Will that one do, Uterus?

 
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In other news, I'm selling an Liquid-puddle cat, rainbow colored with fur. Yes, the puddle is fuzzy. No, I don't know how that works. It has some vaguely discernible ears, a tail that moves from time to time, and forms paws- complete with pads, to move it where it wants. You feed it with an eye dropper, but you might have trouble finding the mouth. Very noisy; It can still meow somehow. And it doesn't hesitate to. A lot.

 

Whether you're a doting collector, a forever alone Hydroid, or just sadistic, this ...I don't know what you'd call it- is for you. Call now. Woo.

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In other news, I'm selling an Liquid-puddle cat, rainbow colored with fur. Yes, the puddle is fuzzy. No, I don't know how that works. It has some vaguely discernible ears, a tail that moves from time to time, and forms paws- complete with pads, to move it where it wants. You feed it with an eye dropper, but you might have trouble finding the mouth. Very noisy; It can still meow somehow. And it doesn't hesitate to. A lot.

 

Whether you're a doting collector, a forever alone Hydroid, or just sadistic, this ...I don't know what you'd call it- is for you. Call now. Woo.

I'LL SAVE YOU, KITTEN!

 

*soul traps cat-mush into Verdict's tea keg*

 

I'll get it right eventually, I swear.

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Earl Grey, two sugars with milk, if you have any.

I asked you just before you signed off yesterday and you didn't answer.

 

Also, why is everyone suddenly obsessed with Grineer Cats?

 

Sorry about that. Here you are.

 

In a nutshell, Tyl Regor's cloning research is hogwash.

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Sorry about that. Here you are.

 

In a nutshell, Tyl Regor's cloning research is hogwash.

Dankeschon, freund.

 

And I agree. Even without the Tenno wrecking everything, you can't just repair degraded genetics just like that. It's like evolution: an eventual and long process of getting from point A to B over the course of several million years. Granted, with genetic manipulation, the several million years could be shortened to several months or years, but it's not going to result in the perfect soldier on try one.

Maybe the perfect amorphous blob that would be better off dead if it isn't already, but hey! At least it doesn't have defective clone-genes. Square one achieved.

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