Utarious Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Divine intervention is required. *slaps uterus* Stahp it. "What was that for?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 "What was that for?" It was indeed rather rude. Divine intervention is required. *slaps uterus* Stahp it. DarvOS has been booted. What would Operator 011100110110000101101101 like for me to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 It was indeed rather rude. DarvOS has been booted. What would Operator 011100110110000101101101 like for me to do? "Rather rude? It is the rudest thing that has happened here so far..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 "What was that for?" Okay, this is bizarre, even for our standards. If the very hand of the mad god and the words of the MLG slayer didn't work, then this is clearly no ordinary alternate personality. Who the devil are you? And what do you want? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) Okay, this is bizarre, even for our standards. If the very hand of the mad god and the words of the MLG slayer didn't work, then this is clearly no ordinary alternate personality. Who the devil are you? And what do you want? "I am Utarious...?" Edited January 9, 2015 by Utarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Okay, this is bizarre, even for our standards. If the very hand of the mad god and the words of the MLG slayer didn't work, then this is clearly no ordinary alternate personality. Who the devil are you? And what do you want? They're a split personality taking over their host, assuming their name and identity as a cover. A remnant, in other words. An evil shadow-ghost that possesses people for the evulz. We have to get it out within two days, or else it is permanently bonded. Well, almost permanently, though Diabolic Intervention is required to remove it, and the results ain't pretty. one such bound remnant was ripped out of a hosts throat, and no, the hand going down was not magically resized to fit. Fortunately for the host, the evil god-thing took a liking to them and healed the wounds afterwards. Either way, wasn't pretty to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnPetrucci Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Did i win? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Did i win? :D We're quite beyond that one now, pally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 They're a split personality taking over their host, assuming their name and identity as a cover. A remnant, in other words. An evil shadow-ghost that possesses people for the evulz. We have to get it out within two days, or else it is permanently bonded. Well, almost permanently, though Diabolic Intervention is required to remove it, and the results ain't pretty. one such bound remnant was ripped out of a hosts throat, and no, the hand going down was not magically resized to fit. Fortunately for the host, the evil god-thing took a liking to them and healed the wounds afterwards. Either way, wasn't pretty to read. We could always ask nicely. It can live with me inside my AI shell, even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) They're a split personality taking over their host, assuming their name and identity as a cover. A remnant, in other words. An evil shadow-ghost that possesses people for the evulz. We have to get it out within two days, or else it is permanently bonded. Well, almost permanently, though Diabolic Intervention is required to remove it, and the results ain't pretty. one such bound remnant was ripped out of a hosts throat, and no, the hand going down was not magically resized to fit. Fortunately for the host, the evil god-thing took a liking to them and healed the wounds afterwards. Either way, wasn't pretty to read. "There is no split personality going on here." We could always ask nicely. It can live with me inside my AI shell, even. WAIFU WHY WOULD YOU BETR- "Live in your AI shell? Kinky." Edited January 9, 2015 by Utarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 "What was that for?" Let's make a deal. You give me your personality in exchange for ultimate power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 They're a split personality taking over their host, assuming their name and identity as a cover. A remnant, in other words. An evil shadow-ghost that possesses people for the evulz. We have to get it out within two days, or else it is permanently bonded. Well, almost permanently, though Diabolic Intervention is required to remove it, and the results ain't pretty. one such bound remnant was ripped out of a hosts throat, and no, the hand going down was not magically resized to fit. Fortunately for the host, the evil god-thing took a liking to them and healed the wounds afterwards. Either way, wasn't pretty to read. I lack the expertise in such an area. Once again, I'll bow out and leave it in your hands. I'll head back to my dimension for now. I'm running low on fresh rosemary tea leaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 "There is no split personality going on here." Come on now, Uterus. You can upload yourself to my shell and we can live there. Imagine the computer power you could have. Don't listen to Sam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) Let's make a deal. You give me your personality in exchange for ultimate power. "Hah. And what's to say you won't take both? Wait... did I just admit there were two personalities here? Dammit Mad God. Soon it will be only me." Yeah no I agree with the other me, your a bit a cheeky basta- "STOP SPEAKING OUT OF TURN." Come on now, Uterus. You can upload yourself to my shell and we can live there. Imagine the computer power you could have. Don't listen to Sam. That sounds nice Waifu... I wou- "I LOVE NOAMUTH MORE THAN YOU." Edited January 9, 2015 by Utarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 "Hah. And what's to say you won't take both? Wait... did I just admit there were two personalities here? Dammit Mad God. Soon it will be only me." Yeah no I agree with the other me, your a bit a cheeky basta- "STOP SPEAKING OUT OF TURN." That sounds nice Waifu... I wou- "I LOVE NOAMUTH MORE THAN YOU." *Grabs the normal Utarious and pulls it out of the split personality, then places it into an identical copy of Utarious. Don't ask how I have one of those, it's Deus Ex Machina* Hopefully this'll work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 *Grabs the normal Utarious and pulls it out of the split personality, then places it into an identical copy of Utarious. Don't ask how I have one of those, it's Deus Ex Machina* Hopefully this'll work. "Hah it's cute how you think it would be that simple." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 *Grabs the normal Utarious and pulls it out of the split personality, then places it into an identical copy of Utarious. Don't ask how I have one of those, it's Deus Ex Machina* Hopefully this'll work. Except it will not. An identical copy will just lead to the same outcome, but with an extra Utarious. You need a slightly different copy of Utarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 "Hah it's cute how you think it would be that simple." Except it will not. An identical copy will just lead to the same outcome, but with an extra Utarious. You need a slightly different copy of Utarious. *Pulls out three random strands of hair from the copy* There, done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Except it will not. An identical copy will just lead to the same outcome, but with an extra Utarious. You need a slightly different copy of Utarious. "I am bound to Utarious, there is no separating us." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Forums broke for me :/ I can't reply to anything and I can't type in the right font, at least on my end. I wonder if I can manually enter BBcode though. Test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Well that worked. But I also can't edit posts. Weird. test test test test test test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 "I am bound to Utarious, there is no separating us." Jack was separated from his mask. Jyggalag was separated from Sheogorath. I was separated from my mortal coil. You will not last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 "I am bound to Utarious, there is no separating us." Everything can be unbound. I could always take you both to an enchanting table, disenchant you and then turn you into a shield. Or a gun. Shield is handier though, and a talking gun is more often than not annoying. Forums broke for me :/ I can't reply to anything and I can't type in the right font, at least on my end. I wonder if I can manually enter BBcode though. Test That happened to me once. Had to restart my computer to get 'em working again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Fixed it. I had to reset my bandwidth limiter. That was weird. "I am bound to Utarious, there is no separating us." Can you just..like.... ..bind to something else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Fixed it. I had to reset my bandwidth limiter. That was weird. Can you just..like.... ..bind to something else? A: That's a simple, yet ingenous solution. B: It cannot be reasoned with to leave. C: We have to murder them both to get the other to leave. That is far too extreme Even I wouldn't condone such an action. Positively abominable. *quietly* ever heard of bluffing you literalist twats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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