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Hold on...Utarious said they only needed to be around for 24 more hours...

SOUL CATCHER! Just as well I carry several with me. Just need to hold it in front of their face and it'll drag the remnant out! Easy peasy!

*Fires a net at Utarious and then holds a Soul Catcher over their mouth*

Honestly, don't know why I didn't think of this earlier.

"Ever thought I am actually not a remnant? Maybe I truly am Utarious..."

 

 

 

"Wow. The real me is such a pussy. If only I would actually man up and challenge the Binary God."

 

Indeed, Alt Utarious. Indeed.

 

Your move, actual Alt Utarious.

"Hah like I would let a fake me get to my nerves."

 

 

 

You mistake me for being angry.

 

I simply... want to play a game.

 

Let's have some fun.

He never had one to begin with.

Like I said your a cheeky basta-

 

"See not even real Utarious trusts you."

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Hold on...Utarious said they only needed to be around for 24 more hours...

SOUL CATCHER! Just as well I carry several with me. Just need to hold it in front of their face and it'll drag the remnant out! Easy peasy!

*Fires a net at Utarious and then holds a Soul Catcher over their mouth*

Honestly, don't know why I didn't think of this earlier.

 

*Cocks tranquillizer gun*

 

HEY! NO MAN-HANDLING! 

 

*PEW!*

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I should probably shut down UtariOS for a minute.

 

He keeps trying to burn the airlock open with a Gammacor.

 

Not even the Synoid. It's taking forever.

 

NO NO NO! You do it like THIS!"

 

*blows door airlock open with nuke*

 

Well this is unfortunate. Good thing Tenno Space Magic saved everything but the Kubrows.

 

*seals airlock*

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I should probably shut down UtariOS for a minute.

 

He keeps trying to burn the airlock open with a Gammacor.

 

Not even the Synoid. It's taking forever.

 

NO NO NO! You do it like THIS!"

 

*blows door airlock open with nuke*

 

Well this is unfortunate. Good thing Tenno Space Magic saved everything but the Kubrows.

 

*seals airlock*

"You should work on that."

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*Cocks tranquillizer gun*

 

HEY! NO MAN-HANDLING! 

 

*PEW!*

This isn't man-handling. This is merely restraining in case of hostile reaction. Knowing split-personalities, that occurs with alarming frequency.

 

WE NEED MORE. THE FUN HAS JUST GOTTEN STARTED.

NO, DEAR GOD PLEASE, N-N-n-nNn_nn-NN-nNnNNNNNn*Fizt*

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Our only goal is to reach 1000 pages.

 

How we reach said 1000 pages is of no consequence.

 

Trust me, it gets very, very boring in here sometimes.

 

Like when we debated the meaning of life.

Life? Why would anyone, mortal or no, talk about such a hideously dull subject?

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**SYSTEM ERROR ENCOUNTERED**

**SYSTEM RESET NOT RECCOMENDED**

**CRITICAL ERROR**

--_resetting all systems_--

 

GAH HOLY CHRIST GHOST OF MY MOTHERS REAR END, THAT WAS HORRIFIC

Ah don't worry. You'll get used to it.

 

Or you won't and you'll go crazy, like Ramsey did.

 

Poor Ramsey.

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