Redeemed_Outcast Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Greetings Tenno! Do you tire of perfect connections and maps without bugs? Say no more, and install WARFRAME! The only game where other waypoints and maps mean nothing, and you get stuck by falling through the floor endlessly (/unstuck won't save you here 😁). From the classic "Can't find the game we just literally connected you to," to your arch gun replacing your entire arm on a railjack, you will never cease to find reasons to throw your keyboard at the wall. If you don't find those exciting, enjoy getting YEETed out into nothingness just for swinging your sword once, It's like instant teleportation, only faster, YEEHAW everybody!🤠 Lost your connection to the game? Well don't worry, all of that loot you were just grinding is lost forever in the ether, because you didn't deserve it anyway🤗. We also have hoverboards, where if you biff it, you'll just end up mangling yourself into knots you'd only find on certain adult websites😉 Our developers are specifically trained to ignore bugs🙈, and focus strictly on designing skins and making things look prettier, to distract you from the negative feelings that occur when you encounter a bug every 20 seconds. You'll want to play this game FOREVER!😆 BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!😍 Sign up today for your first "Lost connection to host, returning you to lobby." And if that isn't enough, we'll throw in an extra long wait for when someone else disconnects from the game, and screws up all of the objectives! WOW!🤩 Warframe, the game where bugs are more than just insects, they're family (literally, they're on Deimos). *disclaimer, this is satire, and I really do enjoy this game, but there are a lot of bugs that have been around for years and pretty much all the ones I've listed are older than 4 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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