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Alan was secretly one of the first inducted to the void to become warframes, his theme on powers was, Derping and Lying, his first skill is Lye, which is in no way relevant to the theme though, and he brings a bottle of lye to throw to the enemies, next, his second skill is Derp, which is seemingly almost like Magikarp's Splash attack in the most dire situations, then his third skill was of Lying, which is still actually irrelevant to Lying and such is just coating the warframe with lye and burning anyone in close proximity but cleaning them as well, his last and ultimate skill is just crass, which Alan just speaks about terribly false and anger inducing fluff to enemy units.

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Jamie is writing a post requesting to nerf Alan warframe's second ability for its abuse in high level missions before Alan Prime comes so it doesn't get too OP. Also last hotfix his 4th ability got reworked since grineers wouldn't get affected by lies about their moms.

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The inspiration for the Alan warframe came from a real life person named Alamnnn who fought and lost in the Great Salty Guerilla wars of 1986. Such was his craving for salt that he died after plugging every available orifice, even those of his own friends and family and the gas fittings of his house, with large quantities of premium rock salt mined from the tombs of Jesus the Christ.

 

So was his saltiness that it still haunts us all to this very day.

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