Tell An Outrageous Lie About The User Above You

[Aiolia]

Boompig got screw by everyone while his face was like this XD

[BoompigXD]

Aiolia knows how to meme

 

 

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3uos3c/

[Aiolia]

BoompigXD is a insane wild boar

[Kashaan]

Aiolia runs a small bicycle repair shop in southern Calcutta that caters exclusively to self-proclaimed supervillains. Those who walk within twenty feet of the entrance claim to taste alkaline for three mornings afterwards.

 

Every garbage day, the shop's dumpster is filled to the brim with unopened jars of peanut butter.

[Gadgez]

Kashaan often finds themselves in a daze, wandering through the streets of south east London, wishing wistfully to themselves that they were zorbing through New York traffic, wondering how many pedestrians they can hit before the cops start attacking.

 

And then they remember that they cannot zorb ever since that dreadfully tragic accident involving a quad bike and a toy velociraptor, and so they cry to themselves, while eating Chicken Tikka flavoured ice cream they bought from a Hess station.

Edited June 5, 2013 by Gadgez

[sambarpowder]

Gadgez lied

[CrazyCanadian24]

Crossflip lied.

[Bob-The-Beast]

SO, this person above me, one time at band camp. Yeah he, uhh, yeah he played music. This music was fantastic. The best music anyone had ever heard. He did it by farting. Everyone loved it so much they laughed. One time he was playing in a group. He played so hard he S#&$. Standing ovation.

[Flaming_Snake]

Is perfectly sane.

[Rabcor]

Flaming_Snake is a wet and cold 12 year old girl.

[Scyfle]

Rabcor is a pedophile.

[Addrock1]

Scyfle makes lies about others to cover up for his in the closet dire need to to see little boys naked

Edited June 8, 2013 by Addrock1

[MA347612890GT4078579132R]

Addrock1 makes lies about other peoples lies about other people to cover up for his/her deep dark desire to see little boys naked.

[BoompigXD]

MA347612890GT4076579132R has a very easy IGN to spell.

[carnaga]

User above me is still using 56k modem

[Kashaan]

carnaga collects the obituary pages of her local newspaper, cutting out and rolling up each individual death to be stored in the plastic outer casing of a ball-point pen.

 

Whenever she finds the death record of a person whose last name and first name begin with the same letter, she visits the funeral and cries tears of caramel over the grave.

[Spacetoy]

Kashaan collects different species of wasp and works daily as a czechoslovakian traffic warden

Edited June 8, 2013 by Spacetoy

[credit2team]

spacetoy eats cat food when he thinks no one is looking

[BoompigXD]

credit2team does not play TF2 at all and instead plays COD

[Kashaan]

At the tender age of twelve, BoompigXD left home to find the lost kingdom of Lemuria, shadow his way into the lair of its guardian spirit, and bring back a legendary bounty: milk, freshly wrung from the world elephant that slumbers beneath the lost kingdom. After twenty-nine hard-fought weeks, he succeeded, and with the aid of a local gourmand who owed him a life debt transformed the milk into a cheese sandwich of untold power.

 

While he was consecrating the meal with the necessary ritual prayers, however, the sandwich was spirited away by a magpie, never to be seen again.

[c_man_ninja_gun]

Kashaan sleeps with a life sized cutout of Robert De Niro.

[Kadishia]

Doesn't know what spaces are.

[Kashaan]

In a bid to avert a hostile alien invasion in 2007, M4sterofp4in and a trio of silent partners ran an elaborate series of confidence scams on the admiral of the 4th Forward Fleet of Malchior-7, ultimately culminating in the trade of the mineral rights to a nonexistent planet allegedly orbiting Alpha Leonis for controlling interest in the Malchiorian Empire.

 

M4sterofp4in would later trade her shares to a magpie for a cheese sandwich of untold power. The silent partners and magpie have not been seen since.

[slappy330]

Kashaan is  RACIST!

[c_man_ninja_gun]

Slappy330 is HOMOPHOBIC!