Ghost333 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 I take the cookie back to my reality and make it sentient.The cookie is now the overlord of every reality, ruling with a frozen chocolate fist, with anyone who tried to eat it now thrown in jail, doing hard labor or dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rengakun Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 I incite a rebellion which is 49 million strong, and overthrow the cookie. The cookie is now mine, locked inside 50 different cages made of a variety of materials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K0rata Posted November 29, 2013 Author Share Posted November 29, 2013 I Shoot a fusion cannon at the cages , destroying all of them , revealing the cookie. I take cookie and sent it to the nth Dimension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Your migration of the cookie to the Nth Dimension only slows Protonus down, as he opens a powerful Quantum gate that simply rips through the fabric of space uncovering the cookie, thus he took the cookie with his own left hand. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 I kick Protonus in the toe, steal the cookie and break it apart, before throwing the crumbled cookie into a black hole.Universal Continuity Error's cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RejectionOfFate Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 i distract you all with all 9 of the women Spider-Man had been with, and somehow screwed up the relationship with in the comics, and give the cookie to Lotus. Because Lotus ruins everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 i distract you all with all 9 of the women Spider-Man had been with, and somehow screwed up the relationship with in the comics, and give the cookie to Lotus. Because Lotus ruins everything. How the hell do you distract a black hole? It traps, spaghettifies and then condenses matter, light and energy regardless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Technically, a Blackhole can be "distracted" through the use of its mass. Since Blackholes, still, have masses of their own, no matter how large it is. Which gave Protonus an opportunity to move the Blackhole through gravitational dislocation, sucking you and HiddenKharma on to it, while Protonus reaches out a Null-space injector removing the cookie out of the reach of the force made by the blackhole, which then led the cookie on to Protonus' hands. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 All I read was 'Technobabble, Technobabble, Tennobabble.'In my brain-deprived stupor, I accidentally steal the cookie and sing lullabies to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 I scream your face right off and took the cookie. D:< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 I am still in a brain-deprived stupor, and as such, ignore the fact that I now have no face.I then wake up, realize what has happened, and eat the cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 ... I now have no face. ... and eat the cookie. You have no mouth (to eat the cookie with), therefore I must scream that you have no face. :3 So, I took the cookie from your mindless worthless faceless body without any trouble of having you pestering me with your morbid cookie ordeals. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 I get better. (Who knew being a newt was so simple?)I take the cookie and give it to an orphan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperion5182 Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 I trade the orphan a kitten for the cookie and i make sure the kitten is extra fluffy. =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 I trade the orphan a kitten for the cookie and i make sure the kitten is extra fluffy. =) I put an adorable Staffy puppy in your way. While you are distracted by the adorableness, I take the cookie and donate it to an orphanage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K0rata Posted December 2, 2013 Author Share Posted December 2, 2013 I stab you in the mouth with a razor-bladed toothbrush before you reach the orphanage , and steal the cookie from you and throw it into a dustbin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quatrez Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 u sure tht cookie is still edible ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrazyKillaCat Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 As the cookie is falling, it hits my stomach as my cloak disengages, revealing myself, as I proceed to activate a thermo-nuclear bomb, destroying the entire world, and every planet within the galaxy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 As the cookie is falling, it hits my stomach as my cloak disengages, revealing myself, as I proceed to activate a thermo-nuclear bomb, destroying the entire world, and every planet within the galaxy. Technically, you're going to need a nuclear bomb 25 times the size of a planet to destroy an entire star system. A galaxy, well you probably need a Hypernova for that. ... Eventually, the misconception caught on to you, destroying your body, leaving the cookie thrown out of the emptiness of space, allowing me to take the cookie with ease. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperion5182 Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 With the aid of the dual chainsaw wielding lotus bunny i remove your arms leaving me to take the cookie once again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 I sell my (non-existent) soul to the Chaos God Tzeentch and use sorcery to steal the cookie and hide it in the Warp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperion5182 Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 I sell my (non-existent) soul to the Chaos God Tzeentch and use sorcery to steal the cookie and hide it in the Warp. I borrow the Tardis to enter the warp and retrieve the cookie i then give the cookie to a squad of Daleks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 To be perfectly honest, not even the Doctor in his insanest or most dangerous of incarnations would ever sanely step foot in the Warp.With that logic, I hide it in Tzeentch's realm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrothingLoins Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 I am Tzeentch. Thank you for the cookie. This entire game was just a ploy to get a cookie. /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander_Pancakes Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 I grab the cookie and rub it against my genitials. It's all yours now people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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