spysweeper242 Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 (edited) So ive conducted a warframe theory Sherlock homes style. Ever notice how Valkyr has stalkers helmet impanted inside it by corpus? Well in a livestream they mention that Valkyr or then known as the beserker, It was said to a attempt by corpus headed by alad V to make Corpus stalkers. If you think about it most of her abilities are well drawn from hate. Sounds like a certain someone that begins there name with S. So I have drawn a couple of conclusions about Valkyr: 1. Shes stalkers girlfriend 2.Shes has anger issues 3.Shes the closest thing to a Evil frame players can have Ive also noticed some "trends" with a player. He goes my the name swiss roll and he has a lanka and a ingnis fused together and a brakk with the range of a lex. Ive also noticed in conclaves she has infinite energy. Her abilities are also augmented. For example or paralisis is makes you suffneiflty slower then rhino. Her ripine has infinite range and last forever until it hits a wall. So I asummed. She was a hacker so I left and went on a stealth run (solo) and she pmed saying "Im not done with you..". I assumed she was messing with me, so I presumed with my stealth run and I got a prompt and it said swissroll has joined the game. She purposely set off alarms killed everyone(it was terminus). The strangest part was instead of being highlighted blue when she was behind something she was red..blood red. Apparently she got all the reward(2000 because she stole it) and all I got was a nano spore. So I went to a invite only conclave when she joined without invitation from me and said "your my favorite". That creeped me out alone. Instead of the people I ivited I was in a room with swiss that looked like a mastery testing room exept evrthing was eitherred or black. I said "where am I?!" I left and rejoined and went to captian vor because now hes only lvl 3-5 and I got a stalker incounter but he didn't attack....instead he was in dojo idle. He said nomal things like hello and talked about the game and heres the kicker: he said " I see you met my girlfriend swiss". Instantly I typed "WHAT!?" and he left saying stalker disconnected. I looked on the forum name list but no swiss roll. So inconclusion, Valkyr and stalker are dating. How evilly romantic. Post if you ever head of swiss roll before. AND not the treat! Edited December 2, 2013 by spysweeper242 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbsolutionZero Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 What the hell did I just read? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spysweeper242 Posted December 2, 2013 Author Share Posted December 2, 2013 What the hell did I just read? You my friend just read my true theory on how swissroll who I will now address as swiss is actually MS.stalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazools Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 U forgot something: And she has some really @ss low shields! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spysweeper242 Posted December 2, 2013 Author Share Posted December 2, 2013 U forgot something: And she has some really @ss low shields! Remember if you are evil you can do anything like kill newbs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c0ldh4nds Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Rofl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
immolator1001 Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Beyond any actual story issues the grammar was so atrocious have no idea what just happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirwarriant12 Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 ummmmm ok then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquirmyBurrito Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spysweeper242 Posted December 2, 2013 Author Share Posted December 2, 2013 So apparently this whole predicament was caused my 2 hackers...LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirwarriant12 Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 i want this to happen to me this is hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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