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spysweeper242
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So I have a idea. Ounce its a few days away until Christmas if you enter a dojo stalker will instantly appear.....but instead of his voice clip it will play Rudolph the red nosed tenno. Also when he appears he will appear out of snow and candy canes.

He will go up to each player and give them a present! He will also have a santa hat and suit on. During this period green arid butchers will appear wielding candy canes! Here are the presents stalker will give

 

Wraith versions of his wepons

Christmas versions of his.

stalker cluse figurines(cuz hes modest -_-)

His default

A stalker Christmas frame blueprint and slot (no systems and etc required)

A candy cane axe

Christmas frames(still no systems and etc required)

Unreleased weapons frames and codex entries

Finnally, he will give you rare mods that you wanted like say rage? :D

 

He will act like a normal player.He will also dance in the dueling room and duel as well(HE will still inalate you!)

He will also give your dojo a free celebration room!(don't ask me how hes a warlord of your clan) Then heres the BEST PART: Derf anyo falls face first in a blue pajamas to see the teeno and party with them and learn!

They will also both use chat!

Then......Alll the players and stalker and Derf and the devolpers  and enemies(one of each) sing we wish a marry Christmas on Christmas. Now heres the second best part! The devolpers create a mission called theater right after Hades to watch Christmas movies! 

 

Also when I mean all players I meant all in clan!

 

Have a merry Christmas stalker!

I wish you all a good Christmas or Hanukah! :D

 

BYE-

SHERLOCK GNOMES!

 

 

P.S. Stalker will give you a gear for custom swagilishous helmets!

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I made a version of the Rudolph song for a similar thread in the Fan Zone. I'll leave it here.

 

 

The song that could be playing, based off of Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer:

 

 

Stalker, the Red-faced Tenno,

Had a very shiny head.

And if you ever see it.

You will prob'ly end up dead.

 

All of the other Tenno,

Used to laugh and call him names.

They always beat the Stalker.

He was really kind of lame.

 

Then one crazy update day,

DE came to say:

"Stalker with your face so bright,

We're gonna buff you up tonight!"

 

Then how the Tenno hated him

As they shouted out "OP!"

Stalker, you red-faced Tenno,

You're a cheating S.O.B.!

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But wait theres more...! Derf and stalker will do the tango!

I noticed, but since Derf isn't a thing I'd say don't base your ideas around not-yet-existent content too much if you want to keep them credible. Random mook dance party would be more plausible, IMO.

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