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Church Of The Random Number Gods


Balduron04
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I used to be a non-believer. I used to think that RNG was the cause of bloated loot tables and poor odds..

 

But now... now i'm converted to the RNG gods. Listen to my story of discovery!

 

I was a void farmer. I farmed the void for one of the rarest items that exist in warframe history. The fabled "Orthos Prime Blades". I farmed and farmed and farmed for almost a year and not a single blade dropped into my inventory.

 

I drooped into despair and depression. I developed a booster addiction in order to kill the depression but it came back over and over. That was.. until i met him... The prophet of the RNG gods... booben.

 

He spoke to me. About the RNG gods and how to earn their favor. After his explaination, he blessed me by the use of his sacred electo-balls, and the power of flight.

 

I went to the void afterwards, to try and farm the non-existent blades, and the RNG gods were with me.. In 2 runs, i got a blade each, back to back. I went and devoted many mods to the sacred transmuter in order to thank them for their blessing.

 

TLDR - Yes, i had orthos prime blades drop for me twice in a row.

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