An Ode Of Joy

[Calayne]

 

 

Got bored of killing goons,
Slash Dashing Vor from across the room.
Chewing gum and taking names.
Waiting hours for Update 12,
I think I may just decide to hang myself.
Stalking about in the Warframe forums,
Just about to faint seeing all the rants.
It's 1am and I let out a sigh,
Go to bed and try not to cry,
Wake in the morning from my plywood floor,
See what the Devs have instore,
Update 12 threads sprouting like mushrooms galore,
And then, I...
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Didn't see it coming like a free-falling turd,
I see the Reb post the Update about a certain bird,
I froth at the mouth and start to dance,
And now I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

I click on the link while screaming out
Checking it now, there is now no doubt,
UPDATE 12 IS OUT, AND I'M HIGH AS A HIPPY.

Now I'll go home and grind.
 

 

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Thanks to the devs for all that win,

Seeing the new stuff makes me tear a bit;

But I'm going to a corner, cry in a bin.

Cause I'm still in school, so now I throw a fit.

 

And a new Tenno Rising;

Sleeping Tennos get a dress;

Many problems that were mentioned,

Finally getting its due address.

 

Seeing a new HUD turns me on,

Jaws flapping from NPCs, on and on.

And Valkyr's looking beefy,

... ... The way I like my ladies.

 

New weapons to find and make,

Put it in the oven and let it bake,

Melee mode is coming, so I'm waiting on it,

But I'm runing out of lines, so I'll let it sit. 

Taking a minute to write this song,

Sorry it's becoming rather long,

But I just had to get it off my chest,

DE, man, you da best.