[Song] All Of My Mods (Part Of Your World Parody)

[Yezzik]

Look at my frame, isn't it neat?

Wouldn't you think that my grinding's complete?

Wouldn't you think I'm the one

The one who's maxed everything?

 

Look at my mods, rating untold

How many Trick Mags can one Tenno hold?

Sort it by dupes and you'd think

Sure, they've got everything

 

I've got Riplines and Slash Dash a-plenty

I've got Spare Parts and Regens galore

You want Ammo Drums?

I've got thousands

But who cares? No big deal. I want cores

 

I wanna see a full page of mods

I wanna max, wanna max Serration

Grindin' Xini for that

Whaddya call it? Oh, stance

 

Levellin' up, you don't get too far

Mods are required for killin', survivin'

Makin' it look like a

What's that word again? Dance

 

Up where they farm

Up where they grind

Up where they run Hieracon till they're blind

Dark Sectors taxed, wish I could max

All of my mods

 

How much you bet that I don't get

My Shock Absorbers?

What is the fee in tower keys

For Spoiled Strike?

 

Betcha in chat it's on sale for Plat

Bet they don't wanna trade for my stuff

Void runs goin', sick of knowin'

That my loot's duff

 

I'm ready to go with the other Tenno

Pimp out my Soma and cleave some Corpus

What's a Vault run, and why's the loot

What's the word? Rock

 

Where's my Shell Shock?

And my damage mods?

Want so much power I feel like a god

Stopped in my tracks, wish I could max

All of my mods

[-FrostByte-]

wow nice!

[Exlodian_Akitora]

someone....somewhere....sing this song and place it on youtube....NOW!

[Yezzik]

Thanks. I was trying to make some of Rebecca and Megan's earlier singing work, but...

 

...well, there wasn't much I could do with what I had.

 

I tried for Rollin' Dirty, but that one never really came together. The poop-related parody of L-O-V-E had even less of a chance.