Ferriak Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Greetings Tenno. This Banshee knows, out there in the violent times, even biggest Warframe feel their stomach start to growl, so what is Tenno to do? This Banshee can not replace rice with nano spores, it made this Banshee ill, and the Lotus frowns on this Banshee eating any tasty fish she catches in the Dojo. Tenno is lucky, this Banshee is here to help, next time Tenno hiding in air vent for days on end, just waiting to drop down for the violent times, Tenno will know just what is for munching! GRINEER Unfortunately this Banshee knows there's not much munching on Grineer vessels, their weak little bodies mean even a nibble of bad Kubrow cheese makes one cough blood. But desperate times and desperate measures, Tenno can probably find a crate of good, but not tasty, Grineer Food Paste. It comes in little cans with Grineer letters, crack one open and inside is the paste, light yellow with chewy green chunks, very bitter. This Banshee learned it is very clean, with all sorts of nutrients and vitamins. This Banshee thinks they can't eat anything else, she feels sorry for them. CORPUS This Banshee knows Corpus make good food, better than Grineer goo. It comes in large grey crates, with little biscuits and tins of Desert Skate, Tenno can take some and Crewmen barely notice it goes missing! But this Banshee should warn Tenno that Desert Skate stinks like Volatile Runner, Tenno should only eat it downwind! Sometimes the Lotus tells this Banshee no eating the food, but she can't help it, she gets so hungry... sometimes this Banshee is hard of hearing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkezuli Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 #WantMore owo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreykan Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Grineer goo is not tasty to me :c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blizt1998 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 What about the VOid and the Infested? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperius Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 (edited) This Rhino...ate Grineer. But Lotuscat give Rhino...time art. Time out? Time out newspaper. Now this Rhino take noisy cricket lady advice and has...more happy. Edited June 12, 2014 by Hyperius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferriak Posted June 13, 2014 Author Share Posted June 13, 2014 #WantMore owo What about the VOid and the Infested? INFESTED Once this Banshee spent two days defending a warframe pod, no violent times, but lots of waiting, a Loki tells her 'Banshee, don't eat those Ancients.' But this Banshee wonders, if Ancients are not for munching, why do they have bowls on their backs? Luckily she has found that Ancient IS for munching! Stretchy and tough, like bad calimari, but Tenno can use the bowl on Ancient backs to eat a good meal. Though this Banshee should say, grilled Ancient smells bad too,it made a Mag spew in her helmet and this Banshee laughed. Later on, when nobody was watching, she also caught an Electric Crawler! These are the best of all, tender, juicy and the voltage makes them spicy. All infested smell so bad, this Banshee wonders if it is hegiene problem? VOID The shiny cloudy place has always been spooky, once this Banshee used her silence to follow a Grineer caught by the neural sentry, all the corrupted seem to drink little vials of sparkly gold slime. Soon she gets hungry, she is always starving, she hits one on the head with a stick and steals the vials. When Tenno is in the void they can find these vials anywhere in corrupted pockets, they taste metallic and make Tenno dizzy, but only for a little while. It reminds this Bashee of Grineer goo, maybe the Grineer stole the recipe? She likes to call the gold stuff 'Food Paste Prime.' She discovered you can live off of it for as long as needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blizt1998 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 (edited) What about big bosses like Ruk, Hek and Salad? Edited June 13, 2014 by blizt1998 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkezuli Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 What about big bosses like Ruk, Hek and Salad? Wa...? No love for granpa Vor first? Yuikami would be disappointed with you. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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