Trailgamer5 Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 (edited) Granted, a destructive plauge destroys farms, killing Vegans due to lack of vegetables I wish that a necromancer would walk by this thread Edited July 25, 2015 by Trailgamer5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Granted, the necromancer sees that you double typed something and leaves. I wish Equinox looked more muscular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Wish granted, but U17 got delayed another month and Equinox got replaced by John Cena. I wish for more hours in a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaysInc Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Granted, but your days will end quicker (ex: 1 minute=15 seconds). I wish to have the power to negate any negative consequences brought onto me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jangkrik Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 (edited) Granted, but you have to sacrifice 1 positive memory/activity when using it. I wish to have the power to travel through time and space safely. Edited July 25, 2015 by Jangkrik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Granted, but your destination back in time shall always be to 14th century Europe during the bubonic plague. I wish I could receive a dollar for every cheesy pun someone makes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jangkrik Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Granted, but the money that you get is 1 Z$ instead of 1 US$. I wish I could have infinite wishes which are 100% safe and usable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Granted, now the wishes deteriorate at an ultra-fast rate once they are made safe and usable. I wish for magic mike the action figure set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Granted, the exclusive Magic Mike; Elderly Mike special addition action figure set, is now yours. I wish for an uncorrupted bowl of potato salad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Granted, you get a bowl of orokin catalyst & reactor salad. I wish for an uncorrupted cup of hot chamomile tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Granted, you shall receive a piping hot cup of corrupted ancient infested blood. I wish for an uncorrupted basket of fresh baked rye bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Granted, it gets stolen. I wish for unlimited stamina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Granted, but stamina stops existing. I wish for Nef Anyo profile pictures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Granted, now everyone looks like Nef Anyo. I wish for Stalker profile pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jangkrik Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Granted, but Stalker's energy in the pic is pink instead of red. I wish they didn't nerf Greedy Mag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Granted, they nerf Mag's shields, health and armor instead. I wish for dank memes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xhos Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Granted, I wish Soma Prime could be in Red Crit territory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Granted, but it now has a magazine size of 10. I wish for a good looking cape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 (edited) Granted, you get this thing: I wish I had a vintage WW2 era German made Tiger Mk.II tank. Edited July 26, 2015 by Sovamorne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Granted, but it comes with no ammo and the cops are after you I wish for a P1000 Ratte with ammo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Granted, but it is rusting and old, and production on it's model have ceased. I wish for a Junkers 390 bomber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Granted, it comes with a family of rabbid raccoons. I wish for the sky to be green and not blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Granted, we are now on an alien planet I wish that everyone here would watch assassination classroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanguardT-EN- Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Granted, but you are the assassination target I wish that i had superhuman speed and strength Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 (edited) Granted, you are now Koro Sensei. You're weaknesses are BBs and Water I wish that everyine would watch Seven Dealy Sins (it's an anime) Edited July 27, 2015 by Trailgamer5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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