Trailgamer5 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 (edited) Granted, use them within 24 hours or they disappear I wish that everyone would tow row row row row row to the British Grenadiers Edited August 6, 2015 by Trailgamer5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Granted, the developers of Mount and Blade: Warband - Napoleonic Wars see this, and pull their game from shelves and hard drives, never to be played again. I wish for the Viking mod for the same game to receive a retail release. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Granted, it's extremely inaccurate. I wish for accurate descriptions of vikings in games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Granted, they speak Japanese and carry ludicrously large axes I wish for less cringey school concerts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nira Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Granted, they make you wince instead. I wish for affordable instantaneous matter teleportation devices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrian3k Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 I wish for affordable instantaneous matter teleportation devices. Granted, but their destination is decided by RNG. I wish for cookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Granted, they're raisin cookies and you mistake them for chocolate chip. I wish for fancy postal stationary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Granted, a homeless guy now uses it at his personal toilet. I wish for a bacanator 3000 laser cannon that turns anything into bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dacond3 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Granted, now we all have free bacon and its free and *nom* I wish for a moron lane and a texting lane on the roads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Granted, you get sucked in by the politics and your license forces you to be in those lanes forever. I wish for dirty jokes that were actually dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nira Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Granted, but the punch-line for every single one of them is "that's what she said". I wish for Morgan Freeman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Granted, he's gone mute. I wish for my own Death Star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Granted, it's blown up immediately. I wish for a death star 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Granted, it gets blown up immediately I wish for internet that actually works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nira Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Granted, but everything to ever appear on the Internet ever suddenly turns into off-colour cat memes. I wish for a washing-up liquid not made from pulped fairies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Granted, it's made from pulped demons. I wish for oranges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nira Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Granted, but they're pulped and made into washing-up liquid before you can do anything else with them. I wish for Dual Detrons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 (edited) Granted, recoil sends your camera skywards after every shot. I wish David Higgs didn't have to die. If you've lurked enough to get this, genuine applause to you. Edited August 7, 2015 by Sovamorne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Granted, but they require 2 built detrons, a set of detron parts, 20 Orokin cells and 2 formas I wish for a Naginata Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Granted, but autocorrect got you a grakata I wish for a better auto correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Granted, everything is translated into Corpus. I wish for a translatable and usable Grineer language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nira Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 (edited) Granted, Captain Vor jumps to conclusions and thinks you're wishing it all to get his attention, and keeps sending you Grineer love poetry, which is, by the way, on-par with that of the Vogon's. I wish for another G & T. Edited August 7, 2015 by Dualice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Granted, you get a Moscow Mule I wish for a Odachi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Granted, it warps into a European Longsword. I wish for longer lasting altoids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Granted, only 2 were made. I wish for more acknowledgement about sandwiches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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