CrazyCanadian24 Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 (edited) Granted, but Ember burns them all for pleasure. I wish Thrive was less obscure. Edited September 25, 2013 by CrazyCanadian24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Granted they become mainstream and sell out. I wish I was better at coming up with witty comments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Granted, but everyone makes these witty comments before you get a chance to. I wish this damn velociraptor would stop throwing bananas at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboPorridge Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Granted, But instead he will throw Live Grenades at you instead. I wish I could become a new flying Tenno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valafor Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Granted, but you get nerfed and crash. I wish I have a hellion jetpack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander_Pancakes Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Granted, but it is defective. I wish I had some syrup for my pancakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuryEnder Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Granted, but your pancakes are gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinker Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 I wish a link to an article of a "persuasive speech, article, essay, or editorial" (means something written to prove a point. Doesn't have to be anything professional. Now that I'm thinking about it, I might just take some of Doozy's spouts and run with that.) so that I may write my Rhetorical Analysis Essay. Will deliver, write paper and turn in to teacher, on whatever is posted. Fury ender does not have a wish, so his life has been corrupted at some random point in time in the future that is so blatantly wrong he'll remember the curse of this day that was placed upon his future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juggerr0 Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 (edited) Granted, but your eyes will melt from looking at them I wish i had bothered to read all the pages between page 1 and 61 to have a laugh Edited September 27, 2013 by juggerr0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboPorridge Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Granted but you will forget how to read. I wish I had Pringles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 Granted...you got fried about 100*C in a boils of hot oid...then you become this: after that you every single organ get eating 1-by-1...then they got digested and become...: .... . . . . i wish i got the power to summon unlimited-living-sausage-army that obey my every command Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Etsoree Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 (edited) Granted, but they rot out and die quickly. I wish that I'd never need to eat to stay alive. Edited September 28, 2013 by Etsoree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 Granted...you go to hell and have "the hunger punishment", where you always starve to dead but never die by Starvation (or any kind for matter) now i wish for this: as my wall posted FOR FREE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rengakun Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 Granted, but a bunch of drunkards put several 50.cal AM rounds into your skull and your wall blows up. I wish for... A SIGNATURE!!! *DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nantlais Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 Granted, it looks silly and people laugh at you I wish people here would understand shrek references Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 Granted...BUT THEN (stap him) THIS HAPPEN NOW I WISH I'AM A WIZARD OF ICE-CREAM AND I CAN SUMMON ICE-CREAM...wheep wheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rengakun Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 Granted, but you have to cheat at golf to keep your powers. I wish people would know what my sig is about. http://mwomercs.com/forums/topic/133970-for-those-who-survived-beta-testing/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nantlais Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 Granted but no body cares and you summon lord shrek upon your self I wish that everyone reading this looks up a shrek is love shrek is life fanfic on google Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Granted...but this globe Obsession end in 10 second...but hey at least all people on Earth did approve it before it was gone. i wish the Void was bigger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RNG_God Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Granted...but this globe Obsession end in 10 second...but hey at least all people on Earth did approve it before it was gone. i wish the Void was bigger Granted. I nerf drop rates. I wish for Chaos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 granted, you got a cow name Chaos as pet... and then alien vaporize you house for stealing they cow which they steal from some random farmer. i wish Wyrm look like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rengakun Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Granted, but it nibbles your BALLS off. I wish for NEKOMIMI ON WARFRAMES!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nantlais Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Granted, it completely disables your shields,energy,amour,revives,minimap and put your health to one point. I wish for a real Sharknado Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valafor Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Granted, but the sharks die in the tornado and instead is rains shark corpses. I wish for bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Granted, Golem bacon appear and fried you for his breakfast, yumm i wish i had the power to make other people to do exactly what i want they'll do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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