Valafor Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Granted, but you explode from obesity. I wish the Team America song was the U.S. national anthem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheThreadWeaver Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 Granted, but you explode from obesity. I wish the Team America song was the U.S. national anthem. Granted, but you suddenly discover you are Canadian. I wish the person after me wouldn't make a wish. Seriously though, I wish for telekinetic powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 (edited) granted, Gene give you a beach slap for being so selfish seriously thought, granted, but you power are only strong enough to lift a single cellule, if you try something bigger....well you'll got Brain Cancer after. *i wish my hair will stay the way i like it without any help from Gel Edited December 6, 2013 by Doforcash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dasachi Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Granted, but its semen keeping your hair up. I wish I didnt need to eat or drink anything in order to stay alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Granted, but you need to do nothing during the times you would eat or drink. I wish I could get a life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Granted, but due to your disliking for having no life, you've been ironically given one. I wish I could extend my hatred to those who passed theirs to mine. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)delta_3802 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Granted, but they have the same ability and use it resulting in a never ending cycle of hate which corrupts you to the dark side and you end up as Palpatine's boy toy. I wish Warframe had splitscreen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valafor Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Granted. But you have to share one keyboard to play. I wish the world was purple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenousPartyLibrarian Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Granted, but everyone is now also colorblind. I wish for this wish to be uncorruptable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Granted, you wasted your wish entirely for something that will never exist. I wish... ... for General Sargas Ruk to be my new roommate. Again. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Granted, but ruk rips you in half and burns your remaining corpse. I wish Derf Anyo was in the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Legolegend144 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 (edited) Granted, but RNG makes it so that you never see him. I wish to be free from this thread. Edited April 9, 2014 by (PS4)Legolegend144 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatViking Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Granted, but you are banned from the forums in the process. I wish for a better end to I am Legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telos42 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Granted, But you can never know the better ending I wish I had a better computer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valafor Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Granted. But it's a Mac. I wish I knew how to swim :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShatteredSilence Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 (edited) Granted, but you fear the water I wish that I could live an immortal and prosperous life. Edited April 18, 2014 by ShatteredSilence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Legolegend144 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 (edited) Granted, but you outlast everyone and everything you have come to know and love leaving you miserable and alone. I wish that someone would wish me a happy birthday. Edited April 18, 2014 by (PS4)Legolegend144 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telos42 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Granted, But it will happen everyday besides your real birthday I wish I could go back in time and live as a viking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grinmeister Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Granted, but you will die in the first fight you enter. I wish there to be a season 3 for RWBY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Season 3 is released. But taken down a hour later. I wish that we didn't have to wait like a year for a new season of Sherlock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Granted but you are now blind and deaf... I wish I were a Warframe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El1te Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Granted but you have no powers... I wish I would post more often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Granted but you become a horse. I wish for a steaming hot fried chickens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 (edited) Granted, but they will cost you your life savings. I wish I found this thread before and not now. Edited April 19, 2014 by TheVerdict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 granted but you are now homeless. I now wish for a chinese buffet that's all you can eat and it's free of charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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