El1te Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Granted but you become obese. I wish your corruption were different. (ie not a horse -_-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Granted but you now cannot wish for anything else. I wish to be buffed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grinmeister Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Granted, but everyone will hate you for it. I wish to receive a new wish for every corrupted one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Granted, you actually gained something, in which you hated it and threw it away. :3 I wish that Councilor Vay Hek is a Canadian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Granted, Now Ruk speaks only Russian. I want a PS4.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Your wish is invalid since you didn't say "I wish". So it doesn't get granted or corrupted I wish for a trillion in-game platinum for free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Granted, but you can't spend it. I wish that I could get a good Nekros build. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatViking Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Granted, but it requires 100 forma and 60 reactors from T22 Orokin keys I wish for a bottle of coke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grinmeister Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Granted, but you will accidentally pour it all on the floor. I wish to become Loki Masterrace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Granted but the power would become too overwhelming and you'll die. I wish for an infinite smoke screen screen that costs me no energy at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaSnail Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Granted, but you'll be ignored by all the Tenno and your family for the rest of your life, and there will be no way to undo it. I wish for my wish not to be corrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Granted... Now you're corrupted! I wish for (serious note) shenanigans such as "I wish for my wish to be not corrupted", "I wish my wish is incorruptible", and "I wish that my future wishes are not corrupted." should be removed completely. Since these are cheating. (In play) I wish for my sandwich to grow a General Sargas Ruk. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Granted. But Ruk decides to fight you to the death meaning you now have to kill or be killed. I wish for my wish to be uncorruptible. *troll face* My serious wish: I wish I could make my Hydroid jedi colored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaSnail Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Granted. But Ruk decides to fight you to the death meaning you now have to kill or be killed. I wish for my wish to be uncorruptible. *troll face* My serious wish: I wish I could make my Hydroid jedi colored. Granted, but your wish will not be acknowledged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valafor Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Granted. You didn't make a wish so we just assumed you wanted to stop existing. Who was talking to again? I wish there will be a General Grievous-esque Grineer boss to match the Magna Guard-esque Guardsmen/Prosecutors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Granted, but he would be the cause of the extinction of all Tenno. Including the Lotus. I wish that RNG doesn't exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniumV Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted, Nothing drops for you ever again. I wish I could get a Vauban Helmet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted, but you will not be able to build it. I wish that I have all the warframes and weapons in the game maxed out with potatoes installed in all of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattonsguy Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 (edited) Granted, but you will never be online when other parts are available. I wish to build a snowman with frost. Edited April 21, 2014 by pattonsguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted. You wished that "You want to KILL a snowman with Frost." :3 I wish for more Frozen references. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattonsguy Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted, but your heart if frozen. I wish valkyr had a Krieg(Borderlands) skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShatteredSilence Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted but you must pay an exorbitant amount of plat to cover DE's lawsuit I wish that the people in this thread are happy with their lives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted, but then you hate your life. I wish that Loki Prime would come out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatViking Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted, But it isn't sold in a prime access and is hidden behind an RNG wall that makes the RNGods weep. I wish I had a car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted, but your car runs 50mph. I wish for a PS4... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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