Looking For A Clan

[TheRipper7]

im just looking for a clan which has alot of people online and this may not be required but have fun in the dojo and i am hoping to get recruited by warbros but anything is allowed i guess and i am a rather experienced player as i have been playing since update 7 or a while before vauban got released and i hope i get replies quick 

 

thx

[Youre_Waifu]

Hello there potential Warbro! Are you tired of being outran in games by fellow players in much slower frames? Are you sick of being called "♥♥♥♥♥" and "slow" by other players during credit alerts? Wish your Affinity grinding missions had a bit more "oomph" to them?
Well then my friend, you're in the right place! This is the official guide to teaching people just like youhow to get into the best clan in the game!

 

Wait a second though - WHY would you ever want to join Warbros, and what's so great about it? Why, Warbros is the #1 best clan in all of Warframe, ever! Warbros are the victors of every major Warframe event in the game thus far, including: Operation Sling-stone, The Fusion Moa Event, Operation Arid Fear, the Survival Event, the Cicero Crisis, the Gradivus Dilemma, Breeding Grounds, Cryotic Front and Gate Crash!

 

Step 1. First you must seek out at least one elusive member of this great and secretive clan. They can often be identified by their 4-pronged leaf emblem worn proudly on their shoulders. If you are having trouble seeing the emblem through the bloom and motion blur of Warframe's bloom and motion blur then you can identify them by the glowing aura of autism surrounding them.

Step 2. Send any member of Warbros a private message saying that you will give them 500 Platinum in exchange for passage into the great clan of Warbros. 

Step 3. Bring the promised 500 Platinum to the Warbros clan dojo (With help from your certified Warbros envoy) and trade it to the person you offered it to. Be careful not to break anything important in the dojo, like our many golden trophies, or you're getting blacklisted.

Step 4. Wait 2-3 days in-game while the Warbros elder council finds your in-game profile and prepares the rituals of initiation.

Step 5. You must now do whatever heinous and vile tasks commanded for you by the clan's Dark Lord of Terror, SkeletonJelly.

Step 6. Accept the invite and congratulations! You are now part of Warbros, the greatest clan to ever exist within the Warframe universe!

[TheRipper7]

do i seriously have to pay 500 plat ?

[Youre_Waifu]

do i seriously have to pay 500 plat ?

Of course, friend! We want only the most prestigious go- uh, guys in our clan!

[TheRipper7]

but i dont have 500 plat

[Grimgrip]

This thread is the best thing I've seen on this forum in weeks.

[YouHaveShamedYoFamory]

Wanna join Deus Ex Tempus we are a laid back clan with a little over 1200 members. Try hards like warBros might not be the best thing for u.

[Felnia]

Wanna join Deus Ex Tempus we are a laid back clan with a little over 1200 members. Try hards like warBros might not be the best thing for u.

[LittleBigFox]

im just looking for a clan which has alot of people online and this may not be required but have fun in the dojo and i am hoping to get recruited by warbros but anything is allowed i guess and i am a rather experienced player as i have been playing since update 7 or a while before vauban got released and i hope i get replies quick 

 

thx

-Post a short story or poem/haiku about Warframe

-Pay the 500p entry fee

-Make sure you are ready for long ERP sessions

-Post your F-list along with the aforementioned 1000p entry fee

 

That's it pretty much. An offical Warbros© recruiting officer will send you an invite once your poem/haiku/story has been detailed and the already stated 1500p entry fee has been processed.

 

Make sure you're tasty and may YHWH bless you fellow chosen.