Renegade343 Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 What do you call a mathematician whose heartbeat equals to dy/dx (x)? A dead mathematician. A tad bit morbid for this one, but it should be fine (maybe). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satinpuppies Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade343 Posted October 11, 2014 Author Share Posted October 11, 2014 I don't get it. Fine. Differentiate x, then plot the graph of dy/dx vs. x for the derivative of x. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satinpuppies Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Fine. Differentiate x, then plot the graph of dy/dx vs. x for the derivative of x. I don't get it. Your joke is a 10 on the ph scale cause it's so basic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Heartbeat= 1 Let y=1 Dy/dx= 0(1) because x^0 Therefore no heartbeat Now i feel like a nerd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade343 Posted October 11, 2014 Author Share Posted October 11, 2014 Heartbeat= 1 Let y=1 Dy/dx= 0(1) because x^0 Therefore no heartbeat Now i feel like a nerd Somebody gets it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrizzlyBear Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 I should probably go back to school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somedude1000 Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 You bastard! why the poor mathematician why wouldn't you kill insert mainstream popstar I think I know why, you did it just cos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 It's a sin to kill mathematicians anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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