sappinmahsentry Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 A: Because pedophiles. Q: Why do pedophiles exist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 A: According to judges: the kids are asking for it.(sorry, there is this stupid case in orange county,ca that is happening right now) Q: Is there a way to worship the sun without getting burned?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tymerc Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 A: Take a picture of it and put it on your wall. Q: What time is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 A: time to get yo self at least a watch. Q: Is there medication for this rash my...um...friend has? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgax Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 A: Rashvine, it has in it's name what possibly could go wrong. Q: WHERE IS OUR FIRE SUPPORT?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 A: They took the chill pill obama gave them. Q: Obama is still a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n00b_m0m0 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 A: reptiles are a thing Q: has anyone ever tried eating a giant tub of vanilla ice cream on an empty stomach then unwillingly get turned into a chocolate ice cream dispenser? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gammaion Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 (edited) A: maybe Q: how to form noba pime head? Edited April 22, 2015 by Gammaion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 A: With duck butter, hue. Q: Look fabulous or faaaaabulous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 A: I'm Faburus Q: Too Faburus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 A: It hurts to even look at you, too faburus. Q: Does it hurt you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 A: Maybe. Q: I just shot a man. What do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 A: Own the situation like a boss. Q: Be taken alive or not by the cops? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 A: Be taken alive and murder all the witnesses, including the cops. Q: What's a good lie to prove you didn't do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 A: I was pms'ing. Q: How about a male lie to get away with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 A: I was shaving. Q: Who was Kafka? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 A: Sam hein in disguise. Q: When did eleventy seven become a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space-PETA Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 A: Eleventy seven seconds ago. Q: Can I grow potatoes on Saturn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 A: No only onions Q: What does fire look like in zero gravity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunDownGrace Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 A: No only onions Q: What does fire look like in zero gravity? A: it bathes everything like a liquid,its beautiful Q: que pasa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 A: nada amigo Q: Spanish or English? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunDownGrace Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 A: nada amigo Q: Spanish or English? A: por qué no ambos? Q: zombular zombies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 A: The Walking Dead (My favorite show) Q: ...or Left 4 Dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 A: Resident evil .5 the attack on the McDonalds Q: Vampires or werewolves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 A: Vampires. Not those sissy Twilight ones though, REAL vampires. Q: 42? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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