Yeselectro Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Step One: Feel relaxed and concentrate to sleeping Step Two: Imagine that you have a beak. Step Three: Imagine that you are fully platypus. Step Four: When you fall asleep you have a 50% chance seeing yourself as a platypus. No one can be platypus except me! Have a nice boogly-bougly holiday of semexteir geuys to aill murica and ohters thankz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgax Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 As a Platypus, I will proceed to stab people with my venomous barbs. Cute animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaru Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 This guide is sufficiently informative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure_Kytia Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 How to become a walrus though? Apart from stitching a walrus suit out of skin, that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeselectro Posted January 28, 2015 Author Share Posted January 28, 2015 How to become a walrus though? Apart from stitching a walrus suit out of skin, that is. To become a walrus you have to eat all the Mc'Donalds building. With burgers in it of course. Then wait for a couple hours, you'll be fat as a walrus! And, to become fully walrus, be dead. Your skin will turn into grey, and you will be fat, grey, cute walrus ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure_Kytia Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Justin Long became a walrus, and he's neither dead or fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NyxCrab Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Step One: Feel relaxed and concentrate to sleeping Step Two: Imagine that you have a beak. Step Three: Imagine that you are fully platypus. Step Four: When you fall asleep you have a 50% chance seeing yourself as a platypus. No one can be platypus except me! Have a nice boogly-bougly holiday of semexteir geuys to aill murica and ohters thankz. Well sh!t I failed step one already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFail Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Instructions unclear, became a beaver. Why can't I stop gnawing these awful tasting trees 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeselectro Posted January 28, 2015 Author Share Posted January 28, 2015 Instructions unclear, became a beaver. Why can't I stop gnawing these awful tasting trees 10/10 If you are in toilet while you are progressing step one, you'll become a beaver. Because p**p is brown, beavers are brown. ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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