IceDragonofAmber Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Just wait until you deal with waves of four steel clad gobbies backed by three two-headed Ogres. And all you need to squash bugs is some bigger guns, and noone has bigger (and actually physically functional) guns than the Tau. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 @(*()$ Tau. If, for any reason, I get thrown into the WH40k universe, the first major tactical decision I am making is a raid on a Tau weapons depot. Steal their guns, reverse-engineer them, have the result put into blueprint form and start mass manufacture.I don't give a F*** how heretical it is to innovate, F*** THE MECHANICUS, I HAVE RAILGUNS, *@##$. And apparently ogre hide makes the best Leather armour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDragonofAmber Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 And by the time you finally reverse engineer them through all the Mechanicus's bull the Tau would have already invented bigger and better versions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 And by the time you finally reverse engineer them through all the Mechanicus's bull the Tau would have already invented bigger and better versions. Your point? Mine is 'I have railguns now. Sure, the Tau still have theirs, but at least the playing field is somewhat leveled now.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDragonofAmber Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 My pount is your railguns are now inferior to our railguns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XionicoRX Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Tau Empire have something like a dinosaur if I remember right. And that thing is always hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Tau Empire have something like a dinosaur if I remember right. And that thing is always hungry. It is also the worst Relic unit in the first RTS game. Worse than a Bloodthirster that you summoned in the middle of your own base, away from the fighting. My point is your railguns are now inferior to our railguns. Correction: my railguns are MASTER-CRAFTED HUMAN RAILGUNS, BLESSED BY THE EMPEROR HIMSELF AND CONDEMNED BY HIS IGNORANT FOLLOWERS. AND WITH THESE RAILGUNS, MASTER-CRAFTED BY SALAMANDERS, I SHALL LEAD THE IMPERIUM TO GLORY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDragonofAmber Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 *Machine spirit gets p!ssed and the magazine explodes in your face* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 QuestionHow does a single metal slug with no propellant aside from magnetic induction explode BEFORE it leaves the barrel? And how does the Machine Spirit work against an athiest (in a world where gods DO exist, but screw them. Except Slaanesh. Just...kill that thing with holy promethium) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDragonofAmber Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 I was going under the assumption that the machine spirit are fragments of sentient AI left over from the Dark Age of Technology present in anything the Imperium makes. And that slug is probably coated in holy promethium knowing Gue'Vesa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Well in that case, PURGE THE AI FROM THE WEAPONS!Also, how the hell can an AI be present in anything that lacks a CPU, a Motherboard AND a Hard Drive? Why the hell are the Imperium putting HARD DRIVES INTO GUNS?SO THEY CAN STORE A KILL-COUNTER OR SOMETHING?THAT'S @(*()$ ORK S#&$ RIGHT THERE. NOT HUMIE. WARHAMMER, I KNOW IT ISN'T YOUR STRONG SUIT, BUT PLEASE, USE SOME MEASURE OF LOGIC! Und ich haben Yaks again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDragonofAmber Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Remember this is the mechanicus we're talking about, they can't use a toaster without shouting prayers to the Omnissiah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Remember this is the mechanicus we're talking about, they can't use a toaster without shouting prayers to the Omnissiah. http://minicrit.com/?comic=rites-of-mavis-beacon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDragonofAmber Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Absolutely perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 (edited) Yer welcome Edit update: I ran out of food and almost instantly half my fortress died.HOW THE F*** DID I RUN OUT OF FOOD, I HAD FARMS AND FARMERS, I SHOULD'VE HAD FOOD UP THE WAZOO Edited December 24, 2015 by Ghost333 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XionicoRX Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 (edited) Well, at my country it's Christmas already... So... I wish you all Merry Christmas! http://i.imgur.com/XACdAbj.jpg Edited December 24, 2015 by XionicoRX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Merry christmas!Happy Hanukkah! Something, Something, Yuletide! Happy Holidays! -starts listing the sayings in different languages- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)qwerty1310 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Merry xmas yer filthy animals And a happy new year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDragonofAmber Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Merry Christmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)batman200087 Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 (edited) Merry Belated Christmas! Damn I'm late. Edited December 26, 2015 by (PS4)batman200087 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDragonofAmber Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Stop being late! *Smacks with fish* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XionicoRX Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Why you gotta be so rude, don't you know he's fellow comrade too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDragonofAmber Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 You god damn commie *Smacks with freedom* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)batman200087 Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Fortykeks *Insane laughter* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XionicoRX Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Ayyy lmao, that won't help! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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