Audionic Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 And then Stalker opened his eyes and says "I'm actually alive!" and then proceeded to use dispel on Zephyr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deshiel Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 And Zephyr started to drop golden eggs because the stalker scared him for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 But that was just a dream Zephyr had, Stalker is dead, no revivals, no escaping, he's dead. Also not a dream or any way out of it, in this story, he is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Until the dragonballs were gathered to make sure that stalker lived...as a symbiotic twin with Nextcalibur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Nah, he's dead, so is Nextcalibur. Along with the word 'Nextcalibur'. That's it, I killed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.ToastForPresident Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Thus began the story of 40-calibur Prime. His no-scopes were of the charts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deshiel Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 This one time 40-Calibur Prime broke his knee while building a snowman out of grinner carcass and he called the Ambulas to extract him to the hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Only for him to be dismantled by Doctor Tengus. Silly 40-Calibur Prime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 then doctor tengus would tuck his ween between his legs and wear 40-Calibur Prime's Warframe as a coat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat_Nom Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 All the other doctors gazed at Tengus' new coat in wonder as he passed by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.ToastForPresident Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 This attracted the long lost Excaliburinging-the-pain, which Excailburought the pain all over Tengus' face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Then big-brother .44-Calibur Prime showed up, looked a Tengus, and blew his head clean off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat_Nom Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Chaos ensures as blood is splattered on the walls and the other doctors run everywhere screaming in terror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.M.P.D Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 ...Except for one - Davis from the Rhino Prime Codex. "Quick!" he shouted to the other doctors. "To the little kid morgue!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 .44-Calibur Prime aims his headcannon at Davis *blows his head clean off* "Feeling lucky, punk?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemency42 Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Then Grineer Manics descended from the heavens as well as Synthesis scanners. Cephalon Simaris then speaks. "YOU HAVE TO SCAN ALL THE MANICS." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.ToastForPresident Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 (edited) Then the Manics maniacally manipulated many menacing men mainly memorizing magnificent miracles. Then the Excaliburs excavated extraordinary extravagances extracting extra excrement exponentially. Loki's lucky looks lowered lots loads lonely. Edited April 6, 2015 by Mr.ToastForPresident Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 .44-Calibur Prime could not fulfill Simaris' task and decides to blow his head off as he does not compute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Saryn comes and stuffs her frame with as much of .44-Calibur Prime bits as she can. Murmuring to herself "let it decay. it will make better toxin". Hydroid walks and beholds this site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agentcheese Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 "Hey 44 I got the chicken wings you wan-OH LOTUS WHAT IS THAT!?" says hydroid "that is your freind and you are next!" Simaris says as his eyes turn red and he chases after hydroid. "EEEMBERRR HELP MEEEEE!" screams hydroid as he runs ino the woman's bathroom trying to find ember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 The site he behold was gruesome. Ember was on her period... (work with that men!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agentcheese Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 such was the site that hydroid simply killed him self by bashing his head in a toilet bowl. once simarius entered the room he found hydroid dead on the floor "Well that was easy..." he remarked as he picked him up. then he saw ember. his scream was so loud and legendary that it broke the toilet block of the galleon it was on, taking ember with it. then after it flouted off into space a single grneer janitor came to clean the bathrooms. "ALRIGHT WHO HAS BEEN EATING CHILI AGAIN!?" he shouted very upset about the lack of bathrooms on the ship. "Anyone got some toilet paper? anyone...." said ember as she flouted away in the blood soaked toilets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Meanwhile volt was eating a burrito while using mesa as a chair. Mesa was crying hysterically. Mag walks in and says "Dammit she did it again, didn't she?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.ToastForPresident Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Then a rift into an alternate dimension opened up releasing a bunch of different types Excaliburs from different universes. Mexicalibur walked up to Mesa and attempted to hit on her. Excalvinbur was embarrassed to see this event while Excaliburn tried to cheer him up. The six sided Hexacalibur looked around the room and took Volt's burrito. Puncalibur joked at Volt saying," Shocking, isn't it?" Specscalibur shouted about his specs on his new PC, Rubilacxe was walking backwards, Exhalibut flopped around, Textcalibur was going through puberty, Sexcailbur showed off his mussels, Ecxlibaur suffered from dyslexia, two Excaliburs walked into a Excalibar, Nyxcalibur was confused why she was never shown again, Dexcalibur is waiting for the next anniversary, ExCaliforniaBur wanted to go surfing, someone wanted a Excaliburrito, Excaliborn became the chosen one, T-Rexcailbur gave out a mighty roar, .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat_Nom Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 All the Excaliburs, as well as Volt and Mesa, heard the raging cries of a thousand enraged Tenno aboard an approaching ship.They turned around to the rift, and discovered Excalibur Prime had walked through wearing a crown stamped with the words "Founders Only". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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